Rob

Long Island. Engine company captain. Obsessed with my Jeep Wrangler.

[Rob @RobTausch]

Does anyone else get goosebumps during the pitch change in The Thong Song?

[kache @yacineMTB]

Every smart person I know is getting into hardware right now

[Rob @RobTausch]

FLUSHED A BABY WIPE DOWN THE B-2 BOMBER TOILET AND IT WON'T STOP FILLING UP WITH WATER PLEASE HELP!!

[New York Post @nypost]

B-2 bomber pilots had toilet, microwave and a cooler for snacks on their 37-hour Fordow bombing raid https://t.co/u20wManJQP

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Wait till next year

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

The last Expos game in Montreal on September 29, 2004.

After the last out, Expos fans, staff, players, and coaches shared their grief - and their love.

“In my heart, you’ll always be right here.”
- Tim Raines

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

The Secret Service wants to know how a gunman who shot and injured Trump was able to get so close
https://t.co/jI4QQBZm6n

[Rob @RobTausch]

@FrankieQ25 Did you hit a hole-in-one and then have your competition arrested?

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

The greatest home run in baseball history was hit 8 years ago today

[Rob @RobTausch]

@TheNathanNS That poor horse.

[Rob @RobTausch]

@FrankieQ25 But would you go acorn-fed ham?

[Rob @RobTausch]

What's the word for when you forgot the name of a band and can't look it up, because even though you listened to their album on repeat for months, you can't remember a single song title or lyric? You just know they existed, and you enjoyed it.

[Rob @RobTausch]

Listen. One day, when you're older, you will understand. #BlueyXboxSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox!

Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller.

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[Rob @RobTausch]

https://t.co/5U900qhO19

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

September 22, 2007: “I’m a man! I’m 40!”

[Rob @RobTausch]

@FrankieQ25 Mannings don't miss

[Rob @RobTausch]

@1000LivesSara @nagy_minaj It's not just a stop. It's a major margaritaville-hub linking all regions of the continental United States. Soon to be flip flop capital of the world.

[Rob @RobTausch]

Well this really puts my Bachelors in European History from the Golden Corral into perspective.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

The DeSantis PAC chair claimed he had a college business degree.

It turns out he had a certificate from a training course from Sizzler when he was 19. https://t.co/DRe3MAadaE

[Rob @RobTausch]

Was this the right call? I think it's pretty obvious. He was hired to do play-by-play and this is clearly color commentary. A little harsh, but probably not a first time offender. Wish him well.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Here's the clip of Kevin Brown's pregame comments on the Orioles' recent record against the Rays ahead of a series finale on July 23. Sources tell AA these comments led to Brown's current indefinite suspension from Orioles' broadcasts.

[Rob @RobTausch]

@Davee_8 @FrankieQ25 @Yankees @RealMichaelKay @DonLagreca I was always worried Luca was going to be lefty because I wouldn't know how to teach him to play lefty. It's fine though because I really don't know how to play righty either.

[Rob @RobTausch]

The real problem with Twitter going down is that I try to go to Twitter to find out why.