Thomas Carroll

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

Patrick Reed is the real-world version of Whinnie the Pooh. If they live-action remake a Whinnie the Pooh movie, Patrick Reed better get a phone call.

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

Thank you for your service

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

@LoveYrLandscape I appreciate the response, but the article at that link cites only the results. Is there anyway I might be able to get info from Engine's CARAVAN Omnibus about the source for this "study?" I work in the field and am all but certain the number is more in the neighborhood of 15%.

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

Nevermind. The Tom shall provide.

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

Why doesn't the internet have a side by side of Coby White and Eddie Steeples

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

crunchy peanut butter: like regular peanut butter, but with toenails in it.

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

I have made potentially the most earth-shattering realization of my life. A coworker wore a Golden Girls T-shirt today and it hit me that the original TMT show mirrors the characters from Golden Girls.

Rose = Mikey
Dorothy = Leo
Blanche = Raphael
Sophia = Donatello

#revelations

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

WATCH: Vladimir Tarasenko shoots the puck off the boards and into the net before practice in Ottawa.
https://t.co/mC4QGHbdTK

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

When the commercials of the two shows your flipping between synchronize so you never have to move #constantstimulation #bringontheOreos

[trey wingo @wingoz]

AMAZING! Except it's in no way irony. It's called "coincidence" RT @AmazingSprtsPic
How ironic is this? http://t.co/Lnf1ytgprE

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

Why are people still saying "bless you" after I sneeze? They should be congratulating me. #ilovesneezing

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

Good loud pack smell like cat piss #chieficantbelieff

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

At this time of year, it is important to maintain a respectable dip-to-chip ratio. #snackresponsibly

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

Whole squad on that real shit

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

When u go to untie a shoe & the whole "pull the two ends" thing somehow leaves you with a knot that requires scissors. #forevershoe

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

I LOVE the "The Triple": @wingoz #startedfromthebottom

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

There's two types of people in this world: those that festively say "turn up" at least 53 times a day, and non-black people.

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

"Sit you up on the kitchen sink, stick a pink umbrella in your drink"

Am I 13, or is this a euphemism FGL? @fountrain

[Thomas Carroll @RobTomBill]

First flying lesson down and I think I'm too big to fly a plane. Felt like donkey Kong on Mario kart.