Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦

Ideologies separate us, dreams and anguish bring us together.

I love my dogs and other people's dogs, animals, nature, politics, history, books and music.😷

[Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦 @RobTopp1973]

Charlie - Missing in action - 2022.

[Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦 @RobTopp1973]

@haveigotnews 🤣😂

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After Idris Elba says the next James Bond shouldn't be woke, a clear front-runner emerges

[Gina Bates Ⓥ 𓃟 Pigoneer™. @hilltopgina]

Dear friends📢

Everyday we are horrified by the extreme cruelty inflicted on so many sentient beings😭

But what if we save some & something happens where those saved are then in peril?

These giant boars are about to lose their home.

Will we step up?🐗

https://t.co/xlGWCKosY2

[Sir Clapton Terrier @claptonterrier]

Stupid slippers

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

🚨 A major new Bloomberg feature examines the potential economic impact of significantly reversing Brexit either through full rejoin or deep single market/customs union alignment.

Key finding: Brexit has already reduced UK GDP by an estimated 4–8% (consistent with OBR, Bank of England and academic studies), mainly through lower EU trade, reduced investment and supply chain disruption.

Reversing or substantially rolling back Brexit could add 2–4% to GDP over time by removing barriers, restoring supply chains and boosting business confidence and investment.

Strongest gains would likely be in manufacturing, autos, food & drink, financial services and creative industries. Agriculture would regain access to CAP-style support and markets.

The economic case for deeper integration with Europe is getting stronger. Public opinion has already shifted (majorities now favour rejoining in most polls). The question is whether politicians will catch up.

[Yorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog @TheMeldrew]

This one thinks most motability claimants are scamming the system,he can gladly have my car as long as he takes all my illnesses,and as a transport professional he should know that scrapping the scheme won't save1 penny because the disabled person will still get the same payment

[Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦 @RobTopp1973]

@wingcramp @john_notabot Thank you, at first I was afraid, I was petrified, thinking how could I possibly live without Dougie by my side,
but after spending nights alone
thinking how he is so wrong, I grew strong and I learned how to get along.

[Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦 @RobTopp1973]

@benbobjr @john_notabot My sincere commiserations. 😢

[Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦 @RobTopp1973]

@w_terrence I think you mean you're sick of people disrespecting a President who dodges scrutiny by yelling out fake news despite the evidence to the contrary, and he never surprises anyone when he walks out of an interview like a four year old throwing a tantrum.

[Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦 @RobTopp1973]

@RichardNoon5 @nw_nicholas 😂🤣

[Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦 @RobTopp1973]

@stella260573 🇷🇺 Whatever Comrade.

[Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦 @RobTopp1973]

@RichardNoon5 @nw_nicholas It was when you couldn't see him for a hundredth of a second. 🫣✊

[Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦 @RobTopp1973]

@nw_nicholas And tonight Mathew I'm going to be... 🤷‍♂️

[Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦 @RobTopp1973]

@MittensOff The dinosaur skull probably has more brains.

[Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦 @RobTopp1973]

@BotFinderUK 🤣😂

[Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

PATRIOTIC UPDATE 🇬🇧💪

Just been released from police custody after what can only be described as a politically motivated attack on free speech.

Apparently spending Sunday aggressively canvassing at 6am, shouting through letterboxes and repeatedly breaking wind during a council meeting is now considered "anti-social behaviour."

Starmer's Britain.

To make matters worse, a magistrate has ordered that I am not to knock on any doors in the Wigan or Makerfield area for 12 weeks.

TWELVE WEEKS 😡

Which I personally regard as an attack on democracy because knocking on doors is the only form of human interaction I still have.

Naturally I ignored this immediately and resumed campaigning for Rob Kenyon and Reform UK.

Rules are for woke people.

My strategy remains unchanged:

Be obsessed with chemtrails.

Blame everything on foreigners.

Hope attractive women find this irresistible.

So far results have been mixed.

By "mixed" I mean catastrophic.

Three women ignored me.

One crossed the road.

Another asked if I was the man from Facebook who keeps posting diagrams linking cloud formations to Gary Lineker.

I proudly confirmed I was.

She visibly accelerated away.

As I left custody this morning things became even more humiliating.

A group of schoolchildren had gathered outside.

The little bastards started singing "Jailhouse Rock" while pointing at me.

One shouted:

"GAMMON ELVIS!"

Another yelled:

"SING ONE ABOUT CHEMTRAILS!"

A third asked if I'd been imprisoned for crimes against deodorant.

Honestly heartbreaking.

Naturally I blame:

Starmer.

Juncker.

Hillary Clinton.

Kathy Burke.

The BBC weather map.

Big cloud.

Certainly not my own behaviour.

At one point today I found myself wondering whether perhaps being an angry conspiracy theorist isn't actually helping me attract women.

But then I remembered that's exactly what the establishment wants me to think.

Later I spent twenty minutes explaining aviation fuel to a confused bus stop.

The bus stop was more receptive than most voters.

Anyway I'm determined to keep fighting.

One day Nigel will become Prime Minister.

One day Rupert Lowe will probably have a podcast.

One day the truth about chemtrails will emerge.

And one day somebody might actually answer the door and willingly listen to me.

Though admittedly that last one feels the least likely.

Until tomorrow patriots 🇬🇧💪

Yours,

Gammon Elvis

[Richard Sanders @PulaRJS]

The wonderful Miriam Margolyes, Michael Rosen and Alexei Sayle sat down with @DoubleDownNews to talk about what being Jewish means to them.

Enjoy - and plse share.
https://t.co/McZF0S70Sh

[Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦 @RobTopp1973]

@whitepatricia49 @justdavenow89 Me too. 🇪🇺

[Rob🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇺🇦 @RobTopp1973]

@translaterdog @whitepatricia49 @justdavenow89 You love Trump too, enough said.

Cute dog. 💙🐾🐾

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

If Brexit happened again tomorrow how would you vote

please repost after so its not echo chamber vote thanks