Rob Welch

Eater of oatmeal raisin cookies and pineapple pizza. Lawyer. Love WMU! All opinions shared are my own and not legal advice.

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@jaredwilkins9 @BreitbartNews

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@drunkbuster @jasinski_kyle 🚌🐐🐴

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@Canes 🚌🐐🐴

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@mich_enjoyer @BuddyMoorehouse That’s so cool!

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@971theticketxyt It’s nuts. There is home grown and some of the best college hockey talent at several schools in Michigan and he can’t seem to build better benches.

[Dave Danna @DaveEDanna]

Happy weigh in Monday!

I’m traveling this week and wanted a weigh in to start off the new month so not doing a weigh in Wednesday

Starting weight: ERR - so we’ll say 400Lbs since my scale maxed out at 400 and I was above that, probably around 420 but that’s a guess.

Current weight: 249.1Lbs - down 151Lbs+

But that means I only lost a half pound since my last weigh in, and frankly that’s not good enough.

Time to lock in and knock out this very stubborn last ~49lbs, my goal weight is 199.

I hope y’all had a blessed & productive Monday!

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@luisjgomez @_Yowsa_

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@drunkbuster @jawwatts Works now thanks 😊

[Lance Taylor @CoachLT_WMU]

Proud of WMU Football. Our guys showed up and showed out at Pro Day—proof of the work they’ve put in and the standard we hold.

Grateful for our S&C staff, AT staff and coaches who pour into these young men every single day. This doesn’t happen without you.

The next step starts now. #BroncoBuilt

[Western Michigan University @WesternMichU]

Western Michigan University Vice President and Director of Athletics Dan Bartholomae has been named a finalist for Sports Business Journal’s (@SBJ) Athletic Director of the Year, one of the industry’s most prestigious honors recognizing excellence and innovation in sports leadership.

One of five nominees, Bartholomae is the only athletic director nominated that does not oversee a Power Four Conference program.

Please join us in celebrating this well-deserved recognition of Dan’s leadership and the continued momentum of Bronco Athletics.

The winner will be announced at the Sports Business Awards ceremony in New York City on May 20, 2026.

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[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

the wire.

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@DrClownPhD Need the recipe my family would be all over this!

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Join me and make a gift to Western Michigan on Giving Day! https://t.co/ybRRkPDRb2

[Nick Ponton @nick_ponton]

The Western Michigan University synchronized skating team finished 3rd last night in the Collegiate division at the @USFigureSkating Synchronized Skating Championships in Salt Lake City.

This is the 5th year in a row WMU has medaled at the National Championsips

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@financedystop Did the previous owners pass away after slipping on that 75 degree tile wall grabbing shampoo?

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@MGoBlue_Gage @drunkbuster You should probably sit this one out. That’s the year your football team lost to Toledo.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon.

Keith should not be underestimated.

Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive scrub species that outcompetes wildflowers, reduces biodiversity, and creates dense monoculture thicket that nothing else can use.

Keith ate it. Keith does this every day. Keith does not charge for this service.

8:15am - Keith ate a thistle. Thistles are also considered invasive scrub in managed pasture. Goldfinches eat thistle seeds, but Keith's grazing will ensure the pasture remains open enough for the ground-nesting birds that can't use dense scrub. Keith has not attended a conservation workshop. Keith arrived at this conclusion by being a goat.

9:00am - Keith dismantled a section of hedge. This was less helpful. Keith does not have a perfect record.

10:30am - Keith escaped the field. He was in the road for eleven minutes. He ate a neighbour's rose. This is not being counted in Keith's environmental impact assessment.

11:00am - Keith was returned to the field. Keith regarded the farmer with the specific expression of an animal that does not recognise the concept of property.

12:00pm - Keith ate more bramble. His digestive system: four stomachs, a rumen full of specialised microorganisms, the ability to extract nutrition from lignified plant matter that would defeat any other animal on this field, is converting scrub vegetation into milk with a fat content of approximately 4.5%. The milk will become cheese. The cheese will be sold at the farm shop. The farm shop is four miles away. The cheese food miles are: four.

3:00pm - Keith produced manure. The manure will grow the grass. The grass will grow the bramble. The bramble will be eaten by Keith.

This system has no inputs.

It has been running since goats were domesticated approximately ten thousand years ago.

Keith is not aware he is saving the planet.

Keith is thinking about whether the fence on the north side has a weak point.

It does. Keith found it at 4:45pm.

Keith got out again.