Rob Zakes

Aspiring writer and RPG designer. If you are looking for a copywriter for your TTRPG, please DM me. Any pronouns. 🏳️‍🌈

[Jamie Aylward @JamieAylward5]

New music from Andy today. Weeee! It’s called “No Surrender.” It’s timeless. And I played drums 🪘 #dieindebt @AndyAylward

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

I’m sorry but I did one.

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

@g026r @austin_walker “Often” is the adjective I use when telling my dentist how much I floss.

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

@uncledoomer 🎼 And he’s trading in his Chevy for a Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac. You oughta know by now. And if you can’t drive with a broken back at least you can polish the fenders 🎶

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

@smith_noahs @JamieAylward5 I don’t think it’s a full-time job. I just think you’re a sad person for using it this way.

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

@smith_noahs @JamieAylward5 Lol, do you have nothing better to do with your time?

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

you can do an Orson Welles post with any line from the Prequels and it’s automatically better than 99% of the serious attempts on here

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

@GailSimone Imagine

[David Sims @davidlsims]

it’s not really interesting to debate whether the events of the movie have a dream logic to them, it’s just worth asking *why* the last act of the movie would be a fantasy. what is the point of a story about a person who hits their head and then dreams of being canceled

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

@xoxogossipgita Prior to the invention of plumbing, wizards under the age of 17 had to ask their parents to clean up their poop for them while not at school. Prior to 11, all of the time.

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

Now I’m going to die of social anxiety.

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Tweeted something having misunderstood the original tweet. Apologies. I’m very tired.

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

I thought someone was saying they liked old school D&D because it was less queer. Totally a misread on my part.

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@Seinfeld2000

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

I’m sick of people saying things like “I don’t know what FishBlade and I’m too afraid to ask.” We’ve been talking about it for 10 years. This is why the over focus on D&D makes it hard to promote cool indie games.

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

Just wild.

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

Day 19 of #dungeon23
As you enter this circular room, you see a large door to your left. Standing in front of it is a woman with dark skin, dreadlocked hair, and a large great sword laying across her shoulder.

#pathfinder #paizo #pathfinder23

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

Day 18 of #dungeon23

A large statue stands in the center of the room. You recognize it as depicting the wizard from the statues you interacted with to get into this room, but something about this statue is different.

#Pathfinder2e #pathfinder #paizo

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

@K87207844 Thank you! I generally start with the head or body, then try to keep them simple. I keep the art minimalist (so that it’s not taking too much time) and go for a less is more approach.