Rob Clarke

1) Go to bank 2) Rob Clarke 3) Escape with cash

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

My twitter feed is the world falling apart and the NFL carrying on as normal

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

FWIW, they’re doing the En-Ger-Land chant not Nazi salutes at the Cenotaph. Not necessarily fascists, just garden variety xenophobes.

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

Lockdown exceptions:
i) go to work if you must
ii) exercise alone once per day
iii) to shop for essentials
iv) on your wife’s birthday you can go wherever you like as long as you pretend afterwards it was because you’re an aspiring amateur optometrist

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

Elon Musk. Elon Mask. Elon Mass. Elon Mess. Eton Mess. Nailed it

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

@AlexWoolgar29 No labelled axes but I think that has to be the plan... The message was lockdown eases based mostly on R

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

Johnson didn’t explicitly say so, but the slides imply herd immunity is still important.
Gov’t hoping R goes down despite restrictions being lifted - you can’t get there without a growing immune population.

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

@MaajidNawaz The mainstream Keynesian view: there won’t be inflationary pressure unless the stimulus overcompensates for the reduction in output, which is unlikely. (Most inflationary pressure comes from being below natural unemployment and workers having greater power to drive up wages)

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

Someone go back in time to tell me it’d only take 4 months to be thankful for Boris Johnson

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Our people want to return to work. They will practice Social Distancing and all else, and Seniors will be watched over protectively & lovingly. We can do two things together. THE CURE CANNOT BE WORSE (by far) THAN THE PROBLEM! Congress MUST ACT NOW. We will come back strong!

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

@jcarolinew Walrodes?

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

Some days you make mistakes

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

@wittertainment @KermodeMovie

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

Never in doubt

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

It was really dumb to not go for 2 last TD if they’re going to go for it here #chargers

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

@davieaviator Bit chewy

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

@davieaviator Penn cottage or Isushi

[Robert Webb @arobertwebb]

THAT’S ENGLANDWANG!!!

[Ross Jarman @RossJarman]

It’s all a secret plan from Southgate. It’s gonna go to penalties, then Southgate is gonna sub himself on wearing his Euro 96 shirt and score the winning goal. Hes secretly quantum leaping I reckon. #ENGCOL

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

@onebizzybee https://t.co/OhbWbryDiL

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

Brooklyn 99 was successful, now bring back firefly

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

@AlexWoolgar29 this is a pretty great example from that world of tweets https://t.co/LJ54Jb2Cu1

[Rob Clarke @Rob_Clarke_]

@AlexWoolgar29 @Nigel_Farage I’m starting to think that you follow Nigel Farage on here