Rob Cruikshanks

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

@AlexPayneTV thanks for the shout out to Charlie on the podcast, he's made up. We all appreciate your comments 💪🏻👍🏻🏉

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@Robtherigger @WitneyRFC @JasonLeonard114 Giddy!! You got down on one knee as you shook his hand. #awkward

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

I know the exact feeling, these things happen. You can see me in the reflection trying to calm the situation down. #joysofparenting #expecttheunexpected #kids #grabbermachine

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Mother cannot believe her eyes as her son pops up inside the machine, but he appears less fazed, preferring to explore his new toy-laden environment.

Latest news: https://t.co/PAiZ4D1jU3

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

@hike_charity And there we are ladies and gents, the rock bottom of stupidity. Congratulations, we made it.

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

Size L, or M, S anything greatly appreciated, there are 4 kids in need. #shouldhavegotatv thanks @Harlequins great opportunity.

[Harlequins 🃏 @Harlequins]

🤩 DHL are giving 10 lucky kids the chance to own our new Home Kit.

🎁 To win all you have to do is:

♻️ Retweet this post
💬 Comment with which Junior Size you want (Size Guide: https://t.co/fnTHOhAaLw)
📬 Follow @DHLExpressUK

#COYQ

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@F1tzy79 @JeremyClarkson In France!

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

@jameshaskell Very poor spelling and grammar. Must do better.

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

@benmoore11 @RAFRU_Vultures It was a great day mate, awesome being able to reminisce about the good old days.

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

@amycokayne I've never seen anyone pulled up for this. "use it!" in your own time.

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

All done, half marathon completed. Please feel free to donate still, nearly hit the target now. An awesome charity for great causes. @charityspoon https://t.co/MtrAC3F0At

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

@NoContextHumans Genius

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

What's the difference between Tottenham and Arsenal FCs right now? About 18 places!! 🤣😄😜

I'm not even a fan, this is too easy though.

#TottenhamHotspur #Arsenal #bants

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

Honestly @SkySportsRugby best thing you did was adding @Nigelrefowens to the team. I'm actually being educated. #LionsRugby #rugbyrules

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

@SkySports great having a ref as part of the commentary team, especially such a class one too. 👍🏻 to @Nigelrefowens #LionsRugby #SkySports #lionslionslions

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

Like a well oiled... Cuckoo clock? #Switzerland #EUROS2020 #penalties #neversaynever

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@GNev2 I take it the rest of the Scotland team are in isolation too then? #makingutup

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@LostPompeyLad @SkyNews It says RAF jet here.

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

No spare cash for the nurses but pays the Russians £2.6m to do a conference room.
#GovernmentAndPolitics #definitelyconfused #fudged

[Rob Cruikshanks @Rob_Cruikshanks]

Is there a shop where you can buy completely unnecessary and useless items? Just found out my wife has bought 2 pillow protectors.
#pointless #wifeshopping #lost #shalliburnthemoneyinstead