Robert Ker

Renal Medicine trainee in West of Scotland 🫘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, #MedEd enthusiast and comedy connoiseur... Almost a functioning adult

[Robert Ker @Rob_Ker]

@susie_dent Childhood dentists - a family practice of husband wife and latterly daughter. “Dentith, Dentith & Dentith”.

[theRadiologist @radiologistpage]

Radiologist:
A bit more detail could really help us - is there anything you can add to the clinical details?

Clinician:

[Robert Ker @Rob_Ker]

@JonnyGucks Sausage roll in a roll is a whole mood and I am here for it 🥰

[Robert Ker @Rob_Ker]

@JonnyGucks Hahahahahaha 😂

[Zack Ferguson @zackferguson]

If you’re as angry as I am about the state this country’s in, but blame some poor kid who came here on a boat in search of a better life only to find himself enslaved at your local car wash instead of the tax-dodging kakocrats who got us here, then WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[Hannah Tomes @hannahtomes_]

At my village pub and a man said to his lovely black lab: ‘pay for my beer, Fergus’ and put his card in Fergus’ mouth and he ran to the bar, put his paws up and dropped the card on the counter. The bartender paid the tab on contactless and it was THE BEST thing I’ve ever seen

[Daniel Mercer @danny_mercer]

Opinion: 🕰️

Time to stop calling medicine a vocation

Time to stop “oaths” predating the medieval era

Time to realise it’s a job

Time to realise that 48hr/week is NOT full time. It’s more than full time, which should come with a premium for skilled labour at every level.

[Russell 🏳️‍🌈 @Medic_Russell]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: This is your seasonal yearly reminder that Kelly Clarkson’s “Underneath The Tree” is absolutely outstanding, criminally underrated, and absolutely the best Christmas song.

[Jonny Guckian @JonnyGucks]

Not now, throat snakes!

[Russell 🏳️‍🌈 @Medic_Russell]

me to the F2s: always sit down when suturing to save your back

my actual posture whilst suturing faces and heads tonight:

[Emily Finch @DrEmilyFinch]

Ok folks. It’s time we talked about eels.

I’m a geologist but I recently learnt about eels and… wow.

Since then, I’ve been greeting strangers with ‘DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EELS?!’

Well, consider yourself a stranger in my path.

Strap in. It’s a 🧵

1/so many

[Adi @IDdocAdi]

Trying to palpate lymph nodes https://t.co/x9eNvFD16x

[Robert Ker @Rob_Ker]

@lauraeknox @DrJessRoberts What a coincidence!! Massive congratulations, hope you had the best day 🙌🏻🥂

[Robert Ker @Rob_Ker]

I married my best friend this week ✌🏻 03/09/22 🥂🥰 #newMrsKer #IDo @DrJessRoberts

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today I learned that aggressive goats have to wear pool noodles and it feels like information I should share