Rob Z Tobor

An old and slightly reclusive Artist. Retired . . Sometimes a bit grumpy, particularly when its raining.

I have a plan but its not going to plan

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A tiger and a turtle
In a bar in Aberdeen
Are drinking lager from a thimble
Because they are both
extremely mean

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The Extremely Strange Poetry Of Rob Z Tobor https://t.co/WZ6TWXl3aT #Amazon via @Amazon

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OK it has taken me rather longer than planned but i finally published a book. OK a bit like busses you wait forever then 3 turn up at the same time.

https://t.co/ghS9FLZTU3

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@SIEDAHGARRETT It is the one birthday I never forget, as it is also mine . . . . .

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@Crap_Portraits A million housewives everyday pick up a tin of beans and say . . . . . .

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@NoContextBrits That wave is just plain silly, it could not happen so I'm very chilled

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@realDonaldTrump Bombs create Hate and Fear not Peace.

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I though this looked interesting this morning near Bishops Castle. OK it looked more interesting in the flesh and glowed a bit more than this shows

@metoffice

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@jk_rowling As an old dishevelled bloke all I can say is . . . . . . very posh.

I have never managed posh even in posh places.

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@Only9built I had one of them years ago, it was a money pit, but very cool to drive.

What I discovered is the worst of the rot is all the stuff you cant see so I reckon that's Dead.

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@Crap_Portraits Ming the Merciless

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@jk_rowling @damekatydenise_ Pesky Squirrels are natures most rebellious critters if you ask me . . . . . . . . .

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@haveigotnews Indeed Rome burned while someone was on the fiddle. Its like History repeating itself. . . . .

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@lembitopik You would never have said that back in Montgomeryshire, but then you did say you wanted to be a comic one day if I remember correctly.

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@joncoupland They were great to drive

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@piersmorgan Interestingly I have never watched either of you.

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@BBCNews This is not about Russia its about Putin . . . . . Without him Russia would change very quickly.

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@jk_rowling Some Wizards are real, they just keep a very low profile. And they don't dress as Women . . . . . . . Except at parties from time to time . . . . . Although it depends on the party, clearly not at formal ones with dress codes and posh food. I never get invited to them

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@Only9built I owned a Fiat Multipla for years they look a bit shit but are great to drive. I would happily have another one.

I would happily crush a Metro they were a bit dull.

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@Only9built Why even Try . . . .

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@elonmusk You can build a rocket to a strict set of rules or you can be a bit more gung ho and it might blow up. . . . . But blowing up the government is probably not a good plan. Do try and be rational not destructive.