Robby Fingers

Philanthropic Media Assassin

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@DCAllisontv @AnnieYuTV I ain’t getting up that early, but I will DVR. I hope you find you’re groove in the new digs. We’re rooting for you! #GuessWhosBack!

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@realDonaldTrump You look into it, loser! American wants you gone! Just go! Pathetic Loser!!!

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@PhillyInquirer Still in first, so shut the F&@k up!

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@mamagrainne @6abc

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@6abc Good for him. My cousin did the same thing after I beat him in checkers...#FDT2020

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@wusa9 Because Georgia has two crooked ass Senators that put insider trading before people’s lives. And one of them is a blue blood from Connecticut? Makes no sense, but these times are a changing

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@fox5dc She who denied it, supplied it. #WhiteHouseShredParty2020

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@NBCPhiladelphia It’s the Limbo 20/20 election. How low will it go!

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@nbcwashington I could use one. A+ if you find one.

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@FOX29philly It’s the #BlackPlague all over again! Thanks Denmark!

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@washingtonpost Was it the beheaded comment? I think it was that...

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@DCAllisontv I mean, he could have gave him a hug??

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@TomWhatsoever @FoxNews Just like eurotrash has no business commenting on an American election?

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@rebelgirl1776 @washingtonpost Sorry, too busy in my investigation to find the love child between Bigfoot and the Lockness Monster. I know what you’re thinking. I have no evidence that either one is real, or if they had sex, but I’m not going to stop looking until I find something!

That’s what you sound like!

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@washingtonpost My favorite part was when the washed up, gin soaked Bannon said we need to go back to the “olden times”. They really want their King, don’t they?

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@WTOP The word of God must be more seductive then that haircut...I got in to preaching for the chicks!

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@6abc Hey remember when @realDonaldTrump turned the @Eagles @WhiteHouse visit into a political statement and interns acted as Bird fans chanting on Trump; then the next year had his buddy @TomBrady there like nothing ever happen?

The Philly voters remember!

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@shomaristone @nbcwashington @NBCNews @MSNBC They found billions of ballots? Oh shit, i didn’t know we have that many people. Is Yosemite Sam sure is was a billion?

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@m1kephenix @fox5dc Looks...that a Broadway production!