Rob Bergan

Boy. Who likes boys, who like girls, usually. Good job he likes fizz, fodder, and faraway places too.

[Rob Bergan @Robbergan]

@thecarolemalone Pity you’re not

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Thanks for ignoring it

[Morrisons @Morrisons]

@Robbergan Hey there! I'm really sorry to hear about your experience with the rocket. Could you please send us a DM with your tweet so we can look into it for you? Thank you. -Nida

[Rob Bergan @Robbergan]

@Morrisons what is going on with your rocket? I wrote last week’s bag off. But again… a soggy sewagey mess of slop only 2 days after I bought it. Stinks. Revolting. And the kitchen roll didn’t save it.

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@UKUpdates_co_uk H i l a r i o u s 😂

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@tcottagebakery how the hell is life Thanet?

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@jonsopel Biden totally deserves to lose to a fat lying atrocious toad. Sort yourselves out US.

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@AlanDaviesbirds That’s the revolting country we now live in. No point pretending otherwise.

[Rob Bergan @Robbergan]

@RishiSunak So you’re now campaigning for Starmer? 😂

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This doesn’t need a requoute.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Lord Haw-Haw

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Aww thanks. I feel @marmite are out to do me in. Have had to get some from INDIA!

[Beverly Wright @Beverly20412754]

@marmite can someone please help bring back Truffle Marmite. My friend needs 6. He can’t live without it. Hes addicted. Pls help ❤️❤️❤️

[Rob Bergan @Robbergan]

@tcottagebakery @tony_markey @Azamara @AzamaraPursuit @sybilvz You went on an Azamara without telling your second son?! 😡 😭

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@MarinaPurkiss When the majority voted for the idiots I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@NadineDorries @PaulBrandITV I hate the Tweeterer not having a Rollintheaisles emoji for posts like these

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@GMB The fatty Tory rolls his eyes. Says it all

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@British_Airways so we’re at LHR. Went to the WT+ section at the far end to check in. Were Club World. She told us to go to zone A. “It’ll be quicker”. There are around 20 people queuing here and we’ve already waited in line 10 minutes. Appalling. 😡

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@PaulKirkby3 Ha. You’d have to be a special kind of dense not to agree with her though 😂

[Rob Bergan @Robbergan]

@mikepayne2174 My what?

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@SuellaBraverman And largely down to your efforts you vile screp of humanity

[Rob Bergan @Robbergan]

@tcottagebakery No cruise till Christmas now Than. From Lima. Silversea. Get on it girl!

[Rob Bergan @Robbergan]

@tcottagebakery Wasn’t even aware Thanet, though tents have definitely disappeared here ❤️
How the hell are you?