robbie

but did you die??

[robbie @RobbieAxelsen35]

Always tell your mom you love her when you leave... You don't know what can happen next.

[robbie @RobbieAxelsen35]

Covid-19 really caused the US to have an 07 Britney Spears moment

[sav @savmlove]

I love milfs

[not SVU 🦋 @livandorder]

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot

[robbie @RobbieAxelsen35]

@loganblake07

[$ᵉˣ ᵈʳᵘᵍ$ ˡⁱᶠᵉ @fcckjulius]

💁🏾‍♂️ it's chess ... Not checkers . She will never know

[robbie @RobbieAxelsen35]

@TylerHarmon61

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

I’m so baked i didn’t notice that the pizza I wanted didnt add to the cart before I hit “order” so I just waited an hour and a half and payed $15 for one side of ranch dressing and nothing else

[Rich The Kid @richthekid]

Life’s a bitch and then u die

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

W, fellas

[aalyce @aalyce_anderson]

I vote nickelback for next super bowl halftime show

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

He’s not wrong. Merica.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"It’ll be gone by Easter" 🐣 😂😂