I just saw a video of two people eating orange push pops with forks. They were scooping the sherbet out of the tube with their forks instead of, you know, pushing it up and eating it. They weren't even using spoons! It was forks!
They were talking to the camera about something, but I don't know, it wasn't important. THEY WERE EATING PUSH POPS WITH FORKS!
I'm calling the police.
An enormous proportion of the conversations I have with my kids are about how awesome it was to grow up in the 90s. Not sure if Iβve completely convinced them of the greatness of the decade overall, but they beg for 90s music every time we get in the car, so thereβs that.
#HappyNewYear2026 everybody!
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I recently purchased a trash can for my kitchen that automatically opens up when you reach down to put trash in it. So I just wanted to say greetings from the year 3000.