Robbie Freeman

Sometimes sleeping the day off away is the way to go. Co-host @KickballFriends

[Robbie Freeman @Robbie_Freeman]

I don’t have the heart to tell my Lyft driver that I said Classic Rock and not Classic Rap so now we’re just sitting in his car listening to NWA

[Robbie Freeman @Robbie_Freeman]

#KnicksIn5

[Mike Janela🇵🇹 @MikeJanela]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨

Promise I have some brand new, tags-still-on stuff to give away next weekish. But a Mets sweep has me cleaning out the closet to celebrate. Many have asked about this one: THE FLANNEL

Size L and it’s big. RT this and follow me to enter. Winner picked tomorrow 5 ET

[Robbie Freeman @Robbie_Freeman]

If Bull Pullman handed me an Oscar it would take every fiber of my being not to hold it at my waste look at him and say “I see your Shwartz is as big as mine”

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The real winners of the Iran War is the tweets we liked along the way!

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@JordanKalish @hunters174 I like that it appears that every beach has the same idol*, those will be the only three idols in the game. there is the possibility that a receiver learns that the sender gave it to them as a target

*based on Rich’s season teaser mention of it.

[Robbie Freeman @Robbie_Freeman]

@DaltonRoss I saw a great video where someone compared it to the oligarchic nature of our government. In that Jeff is listening to the fans aka the rich and powerful. It feels so accurate.

[Robbie Freeman @Robbie_Freeman]

Did anyone’s mom actually let them have pizza in the morning b/c of Bagel Bites?

[Mike Janela🇵🇹 @MikeJanela]

Ok who writes for HBO’s Industry and why do they know *exactly* what it means to be a Mets fan?

[michelle (on break) @michelleakin]

when i was doing improv comedy in nyc i had a buddy who was pursuing standup. we would workshop his jokes and i would go with him to open mics to record his sets for him.

one night he told me he had a real banger to end with. he said he was gonna do an impression of his dad but needed a volunteer from the audience. a guy got up there, however trepidatiously. my friend said alright, you're me, and I'm my dad, okay? the guy said okay...

then, my friend just left. left the room, left the venue. and did not come back. a few minutes went by of uncomfortable silence and scattered laughs. eventually, the volunteer goes "well, i guess he's not coming back," and the whole audience erupted in laughter and applause. the host came out to ask for one more round of applause for my friend before moving to the next comic. i slipped out to go and find him, he was somewhere down the street 🤣

this was in 2008 but remains my favorite stand up joke ever.

[Robbie Freeman @Robbie_Freeman]

The fact that I’m rooting for fictional reality tv characters is beyond impressive. Well done @stephenfishbach

Also really loving the little in jokes for the super fans and @RobHasApodcast community #LaterDays #SevereGastrointestinalDistress

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Carlos Beltran is the Avatar of Mets players

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Beltran wearing a Mets hat must be a punishment for the Astros scandal.

Arguably his most famous moment on the team was striking out looking to end the ‘06 NLCS

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Someone made a baseball movie montage and it actually deserves an Oscar.

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This would be an elite fantasy football loser punishment

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

New Year's Eve in Times Square has officially begun. And it is a nightmare.

​These people are sprinting to secure a spot on the concrete for an event that doesn't happen for another several hours.

​The Reality is no public bathrooms.
Once you're in, you can't leave.

Many of these people are wearing adult diapers just to survive the wait.
​Imagine waiting 18 hours in the cold, unable to pee, just to see a ball drop for 60 seconds.

Humans continue to remain a mystery to some of us.

[Robbie Freeman @Robbie_Freeman]

The Bill Nighy storyline in Love Actually is a more effective version of the Jay Kelly Adam Sandler story and it’s not even close

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@Rick_Devens I wanted you to know that I think about your non airing opening line "This is awkward, my name is also The Wardog"

hyped to see you play again

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@AMikeBloomType OMG did you see Nate’s hat

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@Marklevy85 being a main character on #SquidGame is everything.

[Robbie Freeman @Robbie_Freeman]

Meghan and I went as @PFTCommenter & @Zaccornelius_ for halloween

With appearances by @BarstoolBigCat and @hen_ease

@PardonMyTake

https://t.co/tPd5X4MDil

[Robbie Freeman @Robbie_Freeman]

@nay_0h_mi Not Maddie getting a non speaking role 🤣🤣🤣

Even the one woman with glasses who I don’t remember got to speak