Locko

Generous, funny, loyal, sympathetic, loving, sociable are all terms never associated with me. Apparently I'm very sarcastic though! CPFC

[Yorkie 'B' 🏴‍☠️ RN VD and Scar..🇬🇧 @RenownVet21]

I asked my GP if there was anything better than over the counter hemorrhoids stuff as I was trying to avoid the time off work for surgery.
She suggested using teabags as a cold compress as the tea shrinks them and soothes some of the pain.
I decided to try it, but I only ever use loose leaf tea, but the principle’s the same, so I scooped the leaves out of the cold pot and used a wad of kitchen towel to hold them in place.
A couple of week’s later and I’m back at the Doctors.
She gets me to drop my trousers and lie on the couch on one side. I hear her draw up her chair, the lights dimmed slightly and she said. “Well, your hemorrhoids aren’t getting any better, but you are going on a journey. You will meet a tall dark handsome stranger.....”

[Locko @Robbiecpfc]

@TheSnowDreamer Lightening every few seconds in Eltham, and positively chucking it down 🌩️⚡️

[Locko @Robbiecpfc]

@The_East_End Back in the 70's my dad's job was emptying the TV meters. His area was all East London. The company he worked for was British Relay but that's all I remember as I was very young at the time.

[Locko @Robbiecpfc]

@TheSnowDreamer Merry Christmas, thanks for all your weather updates throughout the year.

[CWU @CWUnews]

Royal Mail Group who are pleading poverty have today offered Parcelforce workers up to £300 to break next weeks strikes.

RT if you think this is an absolute disgrace and will stand shoulder to shoulder with your postal worker for however long it takes.

#StandByYourPost

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[Professor Chris Whitty @CMO_England]

The Met Office has issued an extreme heat warning for next week. Please remember the signs of heat exhaustion and heatstroke especially for older and medically vulnerable people. Early intervention to cool people down and rehydrate them can be lifesaving.

https://t.co/E8U0ELTxqy

[London & Southeast 🔆 @TheSnowDreamer]

With extreme heat on way early next week. Make sure you know the signs of heat stroke, it is potentially deadly & does require immediate hospitalisation. This occurs when your body temperatures reaches at least 40C (104F) - normal human body temperature is 36.5–37.5C.

[Locko @Robbiecpfc]

@The_East_End @Davidpaulcook4 one for you

[Locko @Robbiecpfc]

@TheSnowDreamer It's horrendous. Trying to hide in an air conditioned office but occasionally have to venture outside. Roll on winter 🥵🥵

[Southern @SouthernRailUK]

Chloe Duncan, 13, left school at 3pm in Hastings and hasn't been seen since. Her phone last pinged at Clapham Junction.

Last seen wearing a blue school skirt, blue shirt, black tights and black & white converse.

Any sightings, please call the police and reference 1126/1306.

[Locko @Robbiecpfc]

@idriveaclassic Well done, you look great!

[Locko @Robbiecpfc]

Fantastic and well deserved result. Wembley here we come #cpfc

[Locko @Robbiecpfc]

@HubNutVids Ian just keep sharing your grief and a lot of us will support you. I lost my dad 2 years ago and it still overwhelms me at times. It's good to share and it will be a great help to you. Don't fret about new videos at the moment, we understand completely.

[Cageyeff (Kev) @cageyeff1]

All dogs act differently to any given situation. 😂🤣🤣😂

[Locko @Robbiecpfc]

@CWUnews @selondonpostal This is great to see. Best wishes Barry 👍

[Locko @Robbiecpfc]

@brooksyxoxo Sorry for your loss.

[LAPD HQ @LAPDHQ]

Foothill Division Officers displayed heroism and quick action by saving the life of a pilot who made an emergency landing on the railroad tracks at San Fernando Rd. and Osborne St., just before an oncoming train collided with the aircraft.