My coworker/aesthetician today: do you know how much money people pay to have a jawline like yours??
Me: -almost crying bc nobody has ever complimented my jawline before-
I only wanna see the new Batman movie bc Robert Pattinson is in it.
I have literally never cared about Batman until now.
Mostly bc I feel like I’m going to be laughing the entire time at the idea of Edward Cullen as Batman… bc it makes sense… vampire… bat… man… 🤷🏻♀️
Update: it wasn’t that I was feeling this drained, I literally have the flu and I’ve been at work for 2 full days with it bc my job doesn’t care if we come in sick 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂