Here's an archive of my old stuff from over the last [redacted] years. There are car reviews, mountain bike features and LOADS of old newsers that have probably dated quite poorly. https://t.co/uPXhwAqKni
@FroHorobin Avoided that w judicious carry-on packing which I stashed neatly and tightly in the bin. Didn’t matter - old handbag mate just chucked his shit on top of it, then decided he’d grab hold of it rather than - to my prev point - wait all of 60 seconds for free and clear access.
SO great to see that, even after two years off, some people are still really shitty flyers. To wit: if you and your space-invading partner are sitting window and middle, you can wait for a minute before lurching over me in the aisle seat to get a handbag out of the o/head bin.
Is it that we’re breathing more CO2 behind our masks? Well… those who still wear them, at least? (Furthest thing from mask shaming, but fish or cut bait, airlines… all on or free choice).
Suppose if the thing takes a dive in the drink, there’s no fear of anyone hanging about. Those windows at 13 and 14 would be frisbeed to the moon. Of course, the ensuing stampede would account for half of the fatalities before anything else.
The plane has *literally* just stopped. Every single person front to back leaps to attention like they’re performing at the Edinburgh Military fuckin’ Tattoo. Bin doors smacking people in the temple left and right. And this is on a jet with working front and rear doors.
Sky News Host Paul Murray accidentally bumps into wrong crowd who gives him a spray about Sky News’ clear bias towards Morrison. Whoops. #AusVotes2022#LeadersDebate
Awkward moment when in exit vox pops an audience member said it was really disappointing that the Sky News moderator gave the PM more time and kept cutting off Albo. #LeadersDebate
Some salient points made here about a bloke who’s demonstrably and repeatedly made use of this platform for his own ends. #twitter#tesla#elonmusk#theguardian https://t.co/1qLyUMhOcA
We've applied our knowledge of composites to create this lightweight electrified railway mast which has been installed ready for extensive testing. It offers significant reductions in CO2 to make & install over traditional steel masts and is even light enough to be carried.