Robbie Pearce

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@jessecase Voyeurism costs extra, speak to my publicist if you’re interested in rates.

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@PaxAssadi I’d argue the remaining 10% is shared between discovering a mug you missed, or socks after the washing machine has already locked itself

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@mattkander Looking forward to Siri’s more aggressive motherly tone updates with this. “Oi, dickhead, how are you gonna sneak McDonald’s with no wallet?”

I’m gonna need a few of these...

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@jessecase There’s gotta be a first time for disagreements at some point. You best believe I’m updating my will to get the plot next door. I’ll even have rotating free samples on my headstone.

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@erikgude Super appreciate the vulnerability and honesty man. There’s a lot of learning to go and it’s really easy to be overwhelmed so thank you!

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@NZStuff On another note, was $16 for a scoop of chips and one fish takeaway. Pretty tasty chips and very fresh fish, but given the rating system the cost offsets the quality and we end up with a 5/10

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@jessecase Cue this mornings spit take giggle fit

[Tye Winters, DO @tmswDO]

We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@jessecase Initially I was just picturing Marty in the research labs at 3AM with one of those egg cubers thinking how this is going to be the best office prank and now it’s just got out of hand. Fascinating creatures though!

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@jessecase Well, today I learned and I am not disappointed!

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@C_L_Bridges I want this, and maybe a lazy Susan with cake that refills as you spin it

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@C_L_Bridges Lord knows this is goals of the future. Where you @ 2021?

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@jessecase We’re just proud of your attempt. Go you for giving it a shot!

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@jessecase What pairs best with democracy, la croix or monster energy drink that’s rolled around in the boot of a car for an unspecified length of time?

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@jessecase Holy shit... I can’t believe Netflix ran this series for so long. I was ready to tap out season 1, but it’s reeled me back in.

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@jamaine_ross I think I’ve accidentally changed ours’s name. Turns out if you just refer to her as “Sausage” she’ll respond to that over her actual name. Oops.

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@jamesroque Oooh that’s Christchurch sounding roads. Sorry Jess, but the only medium I trust in Christchurch is Ron L. Griffiths. His winning smile and timeless style is all I ever need.

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@jamesroque Bucking trends here, going with a Susan

[Robbie Pearce @RobdogP]

@jamesroque So sorry to hear my dude. For anyone who hasn’t seen it yet, it’s worth the wait!