Rob Auton

Writer and performer of some of what I write. I joined Twitter to spend more time with my phone. I am doing a tour of my show CAN in 2026

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@Edwiffen https://t.co/AcJZyOZAH9

[Rob Auton @RobertAuton]

This week I am doing work in progress shows of my new show JUPITER in these places.
Tuesday-Manchester
Wednesday-Ealing
Friday-Luton
Saturday-Exeter
Sunday-Bristol

All details here https://t.co/k2QLJFzdvn

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@trader1sz He could have just said “yep I’m enjoying it thanks.” End of.

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EXXXXTRA tickets have been released for my run of shows @sohotheatre in London this week. I’m on until Saturday. 7.15pm-8.15pm. It would be excellent to see you in the air conditioned room. https://t.co/ILGYq5HsmG

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🔔London shows added🔔
I am doing five nights of my show CAN at Soho Theatre in London May 26th-30th. These will be my final shows of CAN. Last tickets are available here https://t.co/KrKdVmvTp2

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Imagine being a time traveller in BATH, you’re desperate to find a phone box and all you can is these

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Next Tuesday, 21st April- I am doing a work in progress of my new show ‘Jupiter’ in London at the Bill Murray comedy club in Angel. Wednesday 22nd I am going to FOLKESTONE to do it at the Quarterhouse. Would be great to see you if you fancy it? All WIP dates are on my website. 🤝

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What a picture. Imagine finishing a journey and your transport looking like that. It would occur to ONE that ONE had been through something of epic proportions.

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@KateNicolson @The_Lowry Thanks a lot for coming to it Kate 👍

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The Artemis II crew has broken the record for furthest distance from Earth ever travelled by humans.

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A well lit bucket

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Lettering thieves are really into white type at the moment. If your business has white logo please be extra vigilant.

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Witham train station haven’t put their clocks forward. Is this station the oven of the country?

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This goose asked me to take its photo.

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@Nordlebash @Scroobiuspipyo Nice ooone, cheers Spaceman

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@simonclydesdale Thanks a lot for coming to it, chuffed you enjoyed it.

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If there were a battlefield made from the Beano my shirt would make excellent camouflage.