Robert Benchley

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. Haunting you since 1945. Member of reality-based community. ΛLL hαte blocked.
Me/my/mine.

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

B00KS!
<<https://t.co/G5jNkn2awG>>

[Dan Dickerson Calls📞 @dannydHRs]

Will Vest tags out Jose Ramirez in the 9th. Dan Dickerson on the call #RepDetroit

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

Sensational!

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

Will Vest. Sensational.

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

@dvonkampen @dannydHRs Right? Feel like I'm gonna be sick before every game, and I'm just listening on the radio.

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

Absolutely no pressure, Mr. Skubal, sir.
@tigers @blessyouboys

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

REMINDER:
@tigers @blessyouboys
LOVE all o'y'all!
#McKinstry #Rogers #Skubal

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

@CodyStavenhagen you wouldn't give Cal Ripken the day off. Anyway, I comfort myself with the knowledge that we'll likely see McKinstry put in the lineup at some point, even if he doesn't start there. Do you begin a home repair game by throwing out your swiss army knife?

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

@CodyStavenhagen speaking of Carpenter & McKinstry, without meaning any offence, I call them the God Squad...and they ROCK...and McKinstry doesn't want a day off, go ask him

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

@CodyStavenhagen aww, boo. I want my McKinstry!

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

Goodness, gracious GREAT #guns of fire! #McKinstry knocks down a torch, guns it to first barehanded, and gets his man at first, with a nice stretch by #Ibáñez. @tigers @blessyouboys

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

OH, yeah...and #McKinstry beats Witt's throw to the plate to score! BOOYahhhhh! @tigers @blessyouboys

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

Great guns! Zach #McKinstry fires it to first and beats the fastest runner in baseball, Bobby Witt Jr, by a step. April 17, 2025, KC at #Detroit @tigers @blessyouboys

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

Great guns! Zach #McKinstry fires it to first and beats the fastest runner in baseball, Bobby Witt Jr, by a step. April 17, 2025, KC at #Detroit @tigers @blessyouboys

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

Great guns! Zach #McKinstry fires it to first and beats the fastest runner in baseball, Bobby Witt Jr, by a step. April 17, 2025, KC at #Detroit @tigers @blessyouboys

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

Here is one nonchalant outstanding play from #McKinstry on April 13, making it look like 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑖𝑛'𝑡 𝑛𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔. @tigers @blessyouboys

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

gotDAM, he is fine #Skubal @tigers @blessyouboys

[Cody Stavenhagen @CodyStavenhagen]

99.6 mph dot to escape a bases-loaded jam. Yeesh

[Dan Dickerson Calls📞 @dannydHRs]

Kerry Carpenter hits his 5th home run of the season. Dan Dickerson on the call #RepDetroit

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

GO @Tigers!

[Barb McQuade @BarbMcQuade]

With today’s victory, @Tigers climb into first place. Onward!

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

@ThatEricAlper I Can’t Make You Love Me by Bonnie Raitt

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

George: “What is Holland?”
Jerry: “What do you mean, ‘what is it?’ It’s a country right next to Belgium.”
George: “No, that’s the Netherlands.”
Jerry: “Holland *is* the Netherlands.”
George: “Then who are the Dutch?”

[Robert Benchley @RobertBenchley]

Epigraph from the novel 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑠 (2025) by 𝐵𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝐶𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑦