Robert Cowley

[Robert Cowley @RobertC70706983]

@awkwardgoogle Think I'll save myself a few quid and go to Nando's instead.

[Robert Cowley @RobertC70706983]

@ClevelandOreo @mufcMPB Are you in a full sprint? Or are you just waking up in bed?

[Robert Cowley @RobertC70706983]

@tay78798 @AmoneyResists Because he's a con man.

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@noirrain66 @nobodyudlike @voluntarybunny @DefiantLs That looks like analogue video to you does it?

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@rookcoder @footballfights Lucky as in he had an impressive World Cup campaign then signed for United as a backup striker scoring 20 goals in his first season? Stupid comment

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@UNIVERSE_FEEDS @kirawontmiss And today on "conversations which never took place"...

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@JJhoey2626 Bit late reporting that one pal

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@JoeBangles11 @JoBlytheTV You're certainly milking this one aren't you? Not quite the traction you'd hoped for, I expect.

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@Sparzito_ Doing an Elvis

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@SteddyRecovery @CamilleLean1 @GioBruno1600 Bot

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@bushontheradio "Chomping at the bit" is my favourite 😄

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@fesshole Orca-sized dump, or a Dead Otter as it's more commonly known.

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@fesshole Plot twist: he/she is self employed.

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@LoveRetroBTW Sunset Riders and Final Fight

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@NTWolverine @LoveRetroBTW 100% correct. I was utterly blown away when I saw it for the first time

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@DrDisrespect "I'm getting the word..."

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@Lord_Arse Has anyone actually ever beaten Super Nashwan before?

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@JEM_el_tarasco @Whotfismick Bro

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@odukojoayomide @theutdjournal Yes, Pep is sponsored by L'Oréal

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@Trodge1990 Speedball 2 on the Mega Drive. Has anyone actually beaten Super Nashwan before?