Captain

Be a decent human.

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

@davehelman_ 🤢 I’m so tired of this being the first game…

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

@timeforjeffrey @DLLS_Cowboys @clarencehilljr Voch!

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

@JorjxM @timeforjeffrey Most motorcycle riders wear a cam, and have for a while…

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

@SaffronOlive Wizards, finding new ways to print reserve list cards again.

[Kate @HellaLittleee]

Raiders snatched the piece of candy they wanted at LB and the Cowboys been pouting in the corner ever since.

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

@_Tariqwoolen

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

@Andercot @EagleworksSonny How quickly can I get this to power data centers?

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

@VochLombardi I have 2 pet cats I haven’t heard much about from yall. LB Golday from Cincinnati, and CB Chris Johnson SD State. Talk to me Voch what are your thoughts on these dudes?

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

@VochLombardi Real question is what happened to his neck!!! Man’s getting strangled by his own collar!!!

[RJ Ochoa @rjochoa]

The Dallas Cowboys season is over on the Monday after Halloween.

Just insanely depressing stuff.

A front office that does not care. Players who are left to pay for their sins.

This franchise was great.

It is a reality show now.

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

Defense is so bad, it’s making the offense suck.

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

Apparently, shotty indeed took the offense and shoved it up his ass..

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

Being a cowboys fan summed up.

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

Every time they show Eberfucks face I get angry…

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

@michaelirvin88 @NFL @dallascowboys Not even a D3 defense out there…

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

@Iishamorrison Happy Birthday! Have fun and watch hockey instead!

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

@nickeatman Drugs are bad mmmm Kay

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

Intuition feels like miles Garrett will end up being a cowboy, either at the deadline or in the offseason.

[Captain @RobertCaptain]

@rjochoa Definition of insanity