Robert Collis

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[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@ManiamAkash Lying count.

[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@BBCSteveR Fabulous, how can he make a grave situation, so happy and joyful?
Easy, the strength of the Russian people.
Politicians make wars,
Civilians die for them.

[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@JuliaDavisNews Even Russians think Solovyov is a Bellend!

[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@andrewc44104127 @JohnCleese Brilliant, that’s Diversity!

[Donna Louise @DonnaLouise1212]

Just another quiet Sunday in a Canterbury playpark.

Two tagged-up scumbags on a moped clock two lads playing football, snarl “what are you looking at?”, punch one, leave, then come back minutes later with a machete and a kitchen knife.

They slash one man’s leg open (10cm gash, fractured fibula, surgery), leave him permanently scarred and mentally wrecked, chase the other, then boast on video: “Chopped man up. On my life.”

Sentences? 4 years 6 months and 2 years 4 months. Both already on tags for previous offences. They’ll be out before most people finish a Netflix series.

This is the everyday reality on British streets now. Welcome to 2026.

[Yasmina @yasminalombaert]

“Basically, you're done, Trump. You're done, Hegseth. It won't be long before you're politically thrown down that dark, deep hole.” - Lieutenant Colonel Malcom Ritchie (retired) from the U.S. Army Reserve.

“…. And I'm here today, not as a candidate, making that disclaimer. I am here to express my outrage at the meeting in Quantico, Virginia between Hegseth, Trump, and all of the senior officers in the United States military and the senior NCO corps. Those generals, Admirals, and senior NCOs sat there in stone face silence, listening to the most outrageous speeches ever made in United States military history by the Secretary of Defense and the President of the United States. Secretary of Defense on his this ridiculous rant. Trying to take to school, Generals, Admirals, senior NCOs with 10 times the leadership ability, the education and the experience. that the failed Major Hech could ever begin to understand. And then they have to listen to the cognitively declined President of the United States who I would now name as dictator of the United States. tell all this audience that they will be expected to wage war against the American people. That's exactly what Trump said. So don't get on here and try to tell me that he didn't say it. training grounds in American cities. What's that mean? They're going to go in locked and loaded into American cities, American neighborhoods and use American citizens as pop-up targets on a live fire training. range, This is absolutely astounding. Abuse of power which makes by my estimation Donald Trump a domestic enemy of the Constitution. Because my oath is to the Constitution and don't you think for one minute, Mr. Trump, that there aren't millions of other veterans and retirees that feel exactly the same way. We are enraged, we are beyond enraged, and we will protest peacefully. And we will go out and vote for the candidates of our choice in the 2026 midterm election, which you better not even try to stop. If you try to stop that by force, that's the nightmare scenario. And I'm not saying by violence, I'm saying politically. Basically, you're done, Trump. You're done, Hegseth. It won't be long before you're politically thrown down that dark, deep hole. But don't think it's not going to cause a lot of trauma on the American people, as they clutch to the roots of the hole on the way down, trying to survive something that they cannot possibly survive because this nation is a republic and it will not fall to a fascist regime.”

[Stanislav Aseyev @AseyevStanislav]

I’m not a fan of AI-generated images, but this one deserves to be in Charlie Hebdo.

[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@0DonaldTrumpJr1 A

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

It is sickening that the USA is now lifting sanctions on Russian fuel, and transparently ridiculous to blame Ukraine for the spike in prices that obviously began with the closure of the Strait of Hormuz. Putin is murdering innocent Ukrainian civilians every day. The Ukrainians are fighting for their lives. And yet the White House is apparently determined to force American drivers to bankroll Putin’s slaughter. It won’t work and I doubt it will make much difference to the price of fuel.

If we want Russian oil and gas back on the world market then let’s end this war - with a free, sovereign and independent Ukraine.

[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@BoyneNews It biblical, they’ve been taught a lesson and now they are born again Christians they will do their best, everyday, to follow the faith.

[Boyne News @BoyneNews]

A farm which runs an egg honesty box in Maynooth in Co. Kildare, have taken to social media to upload a video of thieves taking a number of trays of eggs without paying for them.

Dunne's Farm Pastured Eggs took to social media to make people aware of the thieves and post said the following:

"This week on

“People pretending to be honest”

"2 more vermin who have been hitting us quite regularly. But this time we have the proof.

"We know you live in Clonee and only we are to busy to call and on you and collect either the money or claim the produce back…..

"I bet your husband will be mortified when he sees this🤭

"We think ah good shaming is in order!

"In fact the daughters egg carrying ability is worthy of a job!
We would be thankful if you shared so we could get a name for these two.

"They aren’t welcome back at Dunne’s farm and be sure to remind them if you see them🕵️

"For the record…
When we post these videos,

"We’re not looking for pity, sympathy or anything of the sort.

"We run a farm, we work hard, and unfortunately there will always be a certain type of people who think it’s perfectly acceptable to take what doesn’t belong to them.

"We just happen to believe that in a fair and honest world, dishonest behaviour should have consequences — and sometimes a little public embarrassment is one of them".

📹 @Dunnesfarmeggs

[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@RadioGenoa In Belarus, they’d throw them off the train,
While it was moving.

[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@DailyJoBlythe1 Lovely outfit.

[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@JoBlytheTV I would have never guessed, I thought you were an “e-buy - gum” not a “double -glasstuer”

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@ACTBrigitte I wonder if she’ll look this good in The Hague.

[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@ByrneBarry @JackieD86388657 It’s taken me 10 years and nearly £38,000’s to get my wife of 11 years and step daughter Leave to remain. I’m white British, christian, my wife is orthodox Christian Belarusian. We both work full time and contribute to our local community.

[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@LGB_1962 @JackieD86388657 @PoliceScotland @HumzaYousaf I guess white working class married people are going to hell in a hand cart now.

[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@benhabib6 @JackieD86388657 @reformparty_uk Time for change.

[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@LGB_1962 @JackieD86388657 @PoliceScotland @HumzaYousaf How the hell did he get in? Even Jimmy Kranky was better than this c**t.

[Robert Collis @RobertCollis4]

@LGB_1962 @JackieD86388657 @PoliceScotland @HumzaYousaf You voted him in. Apathy doesn’t work.