Robert Cummins

Ex-Navy, software geek and under-funded world-traveler.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@AngelMD1103 “A Ram truck” 😆 I heard “around drunk” the first time.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

Anyone spend so much time playing the 2-factor authentication game that they forgot why they were logging in?

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@Xx17965797N Why do drug dealers give out free drugs to new users? Probably same reason, to get you hooked. (Or the AI client is scraping your phone.)

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

I thought phone trees were bad, but H&R Block’s AI assistant takes the cake. “You didn’t give the answer I was expecting so I’m hanging up.”

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@Ryanmatta Japan is a bad example. Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was assassinated in 2022.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@Ryanmatta If it is raining in Iran, it might rain in Iraq. Then the Euphrates River might not dry up.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@AvaGrace9211 Is dumping a rattlesnake in the principal’s office an option? If there is any response other than complete calm, they are being irrational.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@FreeAsCanBeOG I don’t think I’ve ever seen him speak before. Was he drunk?

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@EstieMaddie This doesn’t have to be AI. We were using a JavaScript library years ago to detect inappropriate/vulgar images that needed to be reviewed before they could be used to sell on our platform. You’d be surprised how accurate it was.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@MatrixMysteries Last place I stayed they charged me for opening the mini fridge. The fridge the cleaning person opened.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@EstieMaddie Sounds like a bomb threat to me. Plane parked away from everything, searched, having to identify your bags. Happened on one of my flights when I was a kid.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

How are those DOGE cuts and Epstein arrests coming along? Asking for a friend.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@Theonlyjcvolly Where did she go through COVID? Because they were far from heroes where I live. Drove a lot of people to home school once we saw what was being taught.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@CoryBooker How do we know “they/them” are a woman? Did someone ask “zer/zim”?

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@HistorianUSA1 She should just get a tourist visa and not leave when it expires, then report back how that goes.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@AntiLeftMemes Patriotic Thing = get paid to riot?
Asking for a friend.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@gotrice2024 Get a survey. If you put the fence too far to your side you lose some yard. If you put the fence on your neighbor’s property, and he gets a survey, he can sue to tear it down.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@KyleClark How does auditing the 2020 Georgia election results undermine “free & fair” elections? If no fraud is found, Georgia is vindicated.

[Robert Cummins @RobertCummins]

@OliverALarkin The climate change caused by this? Asking for a friend.