Robert Glancy

Author, insomniac, dreamer (mainly dreams about finally falling asleep...)

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Gorgeous human, Lily and I discuss the deep mystery of farting! If you are easily offended by flatulence, please refrain from listening. For the rest of you - enjoy! Listening to "Ep.13 What's Up With...Farts?" at https://t.co/lVV0yEHzkJ

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Gorgeous humans, if you want to learn a lot about Egypt and Mummies then don't listen to our latest podcast, as we mainly get lost in the giftshop. Special thanks to the amazing @aucklandmuseum for putting on such a spectacular exhibition! Enjoy! https://t.co/xIHfaquNxm

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Brighten up your Tuesday with a shambolic episode of What's Up With Lily and Bobby, where we discuss our love of the mighty Taika Waititi! If you like bad jingles, suspicious sponsorship plugs, and two people who love Taika then come along with us. https://t.co/PIxSW2uSpn

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Could you create a playlist of songs that explains what humans are to aliens? Well, Lily and I chat about the wild story of how NASA shot a playlist of songs, laugher, and love into space to try explain to aliens what we humans are like! https://t.co/11M7QPkhzB

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https://t.co/XEQWiKJ00M Lily and I, and some cool neighbourhood kids, chew the fat and chat about what inspires them from Wes Anderson to Keane Reeves, football, surfing and more. Thanks for taking part everyone.

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Not only does my paperback cost a thousand bucks. It also says I wrote it in January 1600. I know I’m old but come on!

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1000 pounds for my paperback. Um? Wait. What? Don’t get me wrong I love this book but that seems a little on the pricey side. Always read the small print before buying my books. Yikes! @BloomsburyBooks might want to cut a few zeros off. Thanks.

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@iamfinlay @MarloweDaen Yes. Mr chips never let you down. It was always consistently utterly disgusting.

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@iamfinlay @MarloweDaen No I think was it third year. First year was that Swedish sauna we all called home. Remember I lived near the bar. Second was that place over Mr Chips. Yum! Third was the house near Jesus green I think. Memory is a little foggy. As you can see I look a touch ‘tired’ in that photo

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@iamfinlay @MarloweDaen I think the photo is my mum. Odd. And it’s on my bed in that place we lived in.

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@iamfinlay @MarloweDaen Light pink was my colour back then.

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@iamfinlay @MarloweDaen Pretty sure that’s a pic of my mum on the wall (bit odd!) and I think I have light pink nail polish on (quite fetching!).

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@iamfinlay @MarloweDaen I see your picture. And I raise you an equally embarrassing pic I found. Ha! Good times.

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@BLBookReviews Thanks so much @BLBookReviews I think you might be the only person who actually read the sequel. Such a lovely review and I really appreciate you taking the time. Thanks. Bob

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@iamfinlay @MarloweDaen Holy hell! Who are those young men! Love it.

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George and I found the smallest library in the world. It’s in beautiful Queenstown.

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Thrilled to launch my first children’s book. Thanks to my two kids who helped me make it better by suggesting I cut all the boring bits out and add in lots more fart jokes. Which is probably good advice for life generally. Peace and love. Bobby
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Burger cake update. Check out the rainbow inside. Jemma is a genius. Nailed it!

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Bob’s burger anyone? Amazing cake for George’s birthday by lily and Jemma. And I helped (eat it)!