Robert Kebab

I farted in the fishbowl

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@drewidia @andrewcuomo Sliwa won his primary

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@MatthewSpern @andrewcuomo When your true friends are megalomaniac rapists maybe it's time to reevaluate your beliefs.

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@hamdiulukaya The constant disrespect, gaslighting, and targeted harassment I endured while working at @LaColombeCoffee nearly drove me to suicide. Now that you have successfully contested my unemployment it'll happen anyway. Tell management they did a great job at ending my life

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"Mr. Retardo" was a cruel high school nickname given to David Koresh, but that doesn't mean it can't be a cruel adult nickname for @elonmusk

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Skyrim? Hardly even know him.

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@SEPTA_SOCIAL which train station has the highest train speed upon entry?

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Googling "BEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF AT WORK" on the break room computer and not closing the tab

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@SEPTAPHILLY @FranklinFtn @OldCityDistrict I made you a cool new logo

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@SEPTA_SOCIAL I need directions to my grandmother's house

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@SEPTAPHILLY can you help me with directions to my grandmother's house?

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@SEPTAPHILLY Every day I fantasize about jumping in front of the train, and every day I don't do it.

So every day I feel like even more of a coward than the day before.

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@SEPTA_SOCIAL can you tell the driver of the 15/G1 scheduled to leave Richmond/Westmoreland at 11:48 to not leave early anymore I got there at 11:39 last night and all last week and they were already down the street.

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@elonmusk Sounds like you're pushing for DEI initiatives in South Africa?

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@FDSportsbook @ChrisVannini @FDSportsbook Why did your customer service representative send me a link to a YouTube video with instructions on how to tie a hangman's knot?