Robert Simandl

The USA: a country so great, even celebrities who hate it won't leave!

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Breaking news: a federal judge has declared Trump and Musk don't have the legal authority to rescue the two stranded astronauts and has ordered them shot back into space.

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@krassenstein Really enjoying see you roasted in the comments!

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@RepTedLieu This idiot also said Biden was sharp as a tack and Candace Owens was a white supremacist.

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@SaltyGoat17 We'll have to hear her for the rest of our lives. CNN or MSNBC will hire her as an "analyst" the minute she's out of Congress.

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@LangmanVince That's not Natalie Maines, that's Patton Oswalt transitioning.

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Happy to be the 14,153rd 😎 on @BackerKit for RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!. Thanks @rifftrax https://t.co/KZOikgx2R2

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@krassenstein No, but I remember when he bribed them to pretend not to be trying anymore in exchange for pallets of cash.

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@SenAdamSchiff And we're STILL waiting for all that "evidence" you had that Trump "colluuuuuuded" with Russia to steal the 2016 election, even though our elections are "the most secure in the history of the world and nobody could ever hack them." Oh wait, that's only when Democrats win.

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@EdKrassen More likely trying to kill the President, whom YOU attack on a daily basis.

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@KeithOlbermann Well this got old real fast.

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@jaketapper It's called a joke. You ought to try it some time. You might be perceived as a little less of a douche.

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@SenSchumer He's not a journalist, he's an agitator.
#ohshutup
#FAFO
#karma

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@nova_mary5122 Hi

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@1Nicdar At Target.

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@krassenstein Well that sure didn't age well.

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@SenAdamSchiff You lied what you lied.

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@Frozenn_Quee Following

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@Emilia_2025 Following

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@krassenstein

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@AlexPadilla4CA Now do how the Biden Administration treated the previous President.