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Incognito Gandalf : Please do not ask me to perform magic tricks, as I’m in disguise. Oh and I still really don’t like the self-servatives!

[Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) @GBNews23653867]

🚨@Nigel_Farage and @reformparty_uk have demanded Elon Musk have this video taken down and everyone who posts it banned!

[Fork in Mordor @RobertStringe14]

Spock?

[Martin's Music @XMartinsMusicX]

Born on this Day 1958
Can You Name This English Singer-Songwriter? 🤔

[Fork in Mordor @RobertStringe14]

Poor fella. He’s going to give himself a stomachache….. eating a hotdog with that much fake tan on it!

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

I get fucking goosebumps thinking about all the fun I’m gonna have with this image.

[Fork in Mordor @RobertStringe14]

Roast chicken hand. It’s so delicious!!

[💕Mide💕 @HaYoMiDe_]

What do you notice??🤔🤔

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@csljohnkirby @TheBritLad I’ve heard he (Fartage) likes to lick raw beef stock cubes…….

Oxomoron!

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@BotFinderUK Jeff Daniels of course! Not sure who the two in the middle are and I don’t really like Ginger Spice!

[Fork in Mordor @RobertStringe14]

May I also add :- An entire wardrobe from Primark that costs less than one of the cigars she smokes!

[💙 Sophie Socket ♠️ @Socket1Sophie]

23. Dame Thérèse Coffey – A perpetually grim, joyless cunt who flushes raw sewage into our rivers and shores with a shrug, treats public service like a personal endurance test, and somehow convinces herself that ignoring people’s suffering counts as competence

[Fork in Mordor @RobertStringe14]

Sknee pain?

[Shadman khan @Real_shadmxtgp]

Can you solve the hidden country?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Summarise how you feel about Reform UK, in the form of an image or gif.

[Fork in Mordor @RobertStringe14]

@snb19692 Bear Grylls!

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@3YearLetterman @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam Oh do calm down sir! That price is 130.9 Shillings per Noggin.

[Fork in Mordor @RobertStringe14]

The astronauts are hyper because the cheese is seriously good quality on the moon!

[Hoops @Hoopss]

you’re telling me this doesn’t look fake

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

@LeeAndersonMP_ The Nazis used to say “there is no such thing as antisemitism”.

Thoughts Lee?

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

We need a full, independent, public inquiry into the sinister operations of Labour Together.

[Fork in Mordor @RobertStringe14]

Police to Andrew : “Traditionally, it’s a Christmas gift but this year, for your birthday, we thought we’d make you a sweater.”

[Fork in Mordor @RobertStringe14]

It’s been real for centuries, as many people are averse to critical thought! Turning off the TV will only drive them to less regulated media.

[Jennifer Arcuri @Jenniferarcuri]

The good people of the UK need to turn off the tv.

The brain rot is real.

[Fork in Mordor @RobertStringe14]

96911

[Riya_Cute 🇺🇸 @Riya333S]

Tell me the biggest number by moving 3 stick

Only 0.0001 percent will succeed

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Urgent message.

[Fork in Mordor @RobertStringe14]

They are shouting at racist, fascists who just love making up stories and lies.

[Lucy Connolly @LucyTCWife]

A lady in Homebargains this morning has made my day!

I was just browsing when I heard some someone shout “Lucy”

I turned around and she put her thumbs up and said “we are all with you”

I thanked her and laughed.

I then bumped into her again down another aisle. She said “he’s got to go hasn’t he, he’s a cunt”

I laughed and said “that he is and hopefully he wouldn’t last much longer”

She replied “why is he dragging us down like this, I mean I know he’s a commie but he’s got to go”

That ladies and gentlemen is the mood of the country. And don’t try to tell me any different just because the looney left on here shout the loudest.