Robert

Is this thing on?

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

Big day for dudes named Robert

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

U.S. Cardinal Robert Prevost has been elected Pope, becoming the first American to hold the position.

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

@i_dont_pullup Strong man

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

Would give anything to do this with the boys

[An0maly @LegendaryEnergy]

What are you doing if you see guys walk into a party like this?

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

It got dark and light again so I guess it’s Tuesday now

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

@i_dont_pullup They’re trying to get me and I won’t let it happen

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

Coworkers keep saying “figma” no idea what it means. to afraid to ask

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

I think I just had an original thought

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

@i_dont_pullup I think you get chips not cookies

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

This cured my Dallas Cowboys postseasonal depression

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Wyatt Johnston, Play of the YEAR!

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

Leg room

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

@i_dont_pullup I don’t think Grimace is fucking anybody rn

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

Grimace is my President

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

@demifeatherston Their fryer is down :(

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

I’m at the Ft Worth Cheesecake Factory! Sure hope the Rangers World Series Parade comes by!

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

Urgent PSA: daylight savings is this weekend. Prepare to be sad for the next 4 months

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

Proud to announce I will be joining the Texas Rangers bullpen for the World Series #GoAndTakeIt

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

Soft launching my own feet on my instagram story

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

@i_dont_pullup Bad

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

@i_dont_pullup https://t.co/76oeftLfth

[Robert @Robert_Byrd96]

Looked up colorectal cancer on TikTok for work and now my feed just videos of butts