Robert Fitzgerald

[The GAA @officialgaa]

RT to vote for @TipperaryGAA's John O'Dwyer as your http://t.co/ZhGWHj1SuD Hurling Player of the Week #GAA

[JOE.ie @JOEdotie]

WIN!! We have a pair of sold out Electric Picnic weekend tickets for one lucky reader. Follow & RT to enter!

[Robert Fitzgerald @Robertfitz96]

Gone crispy after the day #GingerProblems

[Robert Fitzgerald @Robertfitz96]

"I've got euro song fever ted"

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Johnny Tight Lips where'd they hit ya?
I aint sayin nothin.
Then what do I tell the doctor?
Tell him to suck a lemon.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie around.

[Derek Trotter @DelBoy_ofah]

If you're looking to pull a bird tonight do the following...

*Slap her bum

Then say:

"Fancy a curry?"

#Cushty

[Robert Fitzgerald @Robertfitz96]

Pierce Murphy can count to infinity #piercemurphyfacts

[Robert Fitzgerald @Robertfitz96]

Pierce Murphy doesn't wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from pierce Murphy #piercemurphyfacts

[Robert Fitzgerald @Robertfitz96]

What a send off #byebyebod

[Robert Fitzgerald @Robertfitz96]

Sly ould Breaking bad jokes on coronation street... That's when you know you've made it

[Robert Fitzgerald @Robertfitz96]

Jaysus the wind out there today would knock a traveller of his sisters back

[Robert Fitzgerald @Robertfitz96]

@mikehyland343 looks like we'll have to turn communist... They said nothing about cosmonauts #USSR

[Robert Fitzgerald @Robertfitz96]

Just found out you need to be shorter than 6'3" to be an astronaut #lifeover

[Robert Fitzgerald @Robertfitz96]

It'd be a shame if I forgot to set an alarm for the morning and missed the bus..

[Joe Brolly @JoeBrolly1993]

Belgian organ donation ad. Would certainly increase organ size..

[Robert Fitzgerald @Robertfitz96]

Them necknominations are the best thing I've seen on Facebook ina long while

[Robert Fitzgerald @Robertfitz96]

Blood diamond on the box #quality