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Parody account, not the real Mancini

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Lampard isn't playing, he's at maccies satisfying his needs. #fatbastard

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You don't really know Didier Drogba until you see him shower after a game. #TrouserSnake

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Mourinho parking Ambramovic's yacht in front of the Chelsea goal

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It's been a while, we don't get wifi in Turkey

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Not giving away any hints, but slapping a tenner on Mancini to Monaco wouldn't be a bad idea.

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RT if Monaco tried to sign you

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And no Dave Whelan, Manchester City aren't big enough for Roberto Martinez

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As for me, what to do now. I may go back to Italy and try rebuild my relationship with Mario Balotelli. Who knows. Off into the sunset i go

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#FergieForManCity

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Me getting sacked? No chance, there's more chance of Nasri becoming a Victoria secret model than that. #lesbian

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Fergie retiring? Who cares. Wait till the day Mancini retires

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#unlikelyfootballbooks How to get the perfect look by Carlos Tevez

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Going to play Nasri in his favourite position the weekend, just behind the front two, the kitman and the physio.

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#TweetABeautifulFootballer "likes returned xo"

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#TweetABeautifulFootballer awh Paul x

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#TweetABeautifulFootballer the love child of frank Ribery and Joleon Lescott

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Wayne Rooney's dad at it again #fraud

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Quick #mufc fans, you're still in the champions league if you switch over to ITV 1+1

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Nani are you ok? Nani are you ok? Nani are you ok? Nani!

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Tactical genius from Mourinho starting that referee, losing Webb is proving to be a huge blow to Fergie