Roberto Barrionuevo

did you read this in my voice or yours?

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Anyone else’s parents wrapped up towels as Christmas presents when we were little? Well guess what Juan and Norma yo ass going in a nursing home next year

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@barstoolsports @KyleVybe Probably the best thing I’ve seen all day

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Anyone else shit their pants when it’s Saturday and you think you’re late for work?

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You guys remember TIVO? If I went to your house and you had it, you had bread

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Just bought me and my pops KISS tickets and he couldn’t stop saying “wow “ so this is going to be the best one I’ve ever had

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Coming back to the office after a year to pick up paperwork and seeing all the new hires

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Remember the time I walked to bojangles in college and asked for an 8 piece supreme dinner and the guy said 16? Because that didn’t exist. Me being as stupid as I am I said yes so I walked home with a $32 order. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

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Worrying is like a rocking chair it’s get you something to do but it ain’t gonna get you nowhere

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Sir you need to put on a.....

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We’ve got bigger things to worry about the gas deficit like McDonalds ice cream machines still don’t work. #americaunite

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@jon_t_sousa Bro....that was wild

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Mortal Kombat was one bad ass movie

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Referee at the Jake Paul fight #JakePaul #BenAskrenvsJakePaul

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Imagine being in the movie A Quiet Place and you just crushed some Taco Bell, we would all be goners.

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Is it just me or don’t you think we get rid of Lebron James and replace him with this guy instead #SpaceJam2

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Clocking out after your shift

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Stimulus hits

Supervisor: Can you come in today?

Me: who’s this?

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Give me the stimuoli

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@Ifightforfood It’s game time 🤘🏼

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Stuart little is about a family that goes to an orphanage and chooses a mouse instead of a child