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[Parker @Robertonical]

@BCMbappe_ @MagicalXavi He was on one yellow already, then he proceeded to continue playing and shoot after the referee had blown the whistle for an offside - which resulted in his second yellow card.
And as you may know, two yellow cards in one football game results in a red card

[Parker @Robertonical]

Also impressive how we signed Koundé, the world's best CB mind you, from a La Liga rival for €50m in a crazy market while outbidding Boehly's Chelsea.
Alemany will be remembered

[Parker @Robertonical]

It's not even funny.
It's straight up embarrassing for a brand like Barcelona to hire such a below-amateurish social media team

[barcacentre @barcacentre]

🚨 Barça just posted this on Instagram. Look at the Real Betis score line. 🤷‍♂️

[Parker @Robertonical]

Players are different when they play for the club of their hearts.
Obviously I don't expect City fans to understand it, so I won't judge

[Baldiola 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @TeacherOfBall]

@TheEuropeanLad This is how it starts, by January he'll stink

[Parker @Robertonical]

Deco and Mendes better start preparing the plan to sign Cancelo and Félix permanently in January.
Otherwise if they continue like this they're gonna have to delay the Camp Nou renovation until 2030

[Parker @Robertonical]

The only players I've always had confidence in their decisions were Ronaldinho, Messi, pre-injury Ansu and now Yamal.
Natural feel for the game.

[Parker @Robertonical]

@av_bagged You tell us, you're the one that knows the taste it's salty in first place

[Parker @Robertonical]

🫶🏻

[Parker @Robertonical]

How many years till Felix is a Blaugrana?

[Parker @Robertonical]

Guys, it might be a lot to ask, but my dear friend @CeOdimz has found himself in a difficult financial situation and any help you can offer on the link below would be very welcome. I can personally vouch for him and even a simple RT would help

https://t.co/Sil8sgIGzB

[Parker @Robertonical]

La Masia: Ansu, Gavi, Balde, Fermin, Yamal

"La Fábrica":

[Mundo Deportivo @mundodeportivo]

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒 🚨

🔴 Escándalo sexual en el Real Madrid

➡️ Tres jugadores del filial del Real Madrid, detenidos por un presunto caso de revelación de secretos de índole sexual, según El Confidencial

⤵️⤵️⤵️

[Parker @Robertonical]

Not worse than Messi being put in the same sentence with a poacher for two decades

[Danny @MagnificoMendy]

Was this the worst debate in football history?

[Parker @Robertonical]

@ManagingBarca https://t.co/n2VeszcqxQ

[Parker @Robertonical]

12 years later, the same stage again

[Parker @Robertonical]

12 years later, the same stage again

[Parker @Robertonical]

The only thing Raphinha has over Yamal is he's legally eligible to drink alcohol

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Injuries or not, this is an irrefutably exciting XI.

[Parker @Robertonical]

Once a league that dominated Europe, nowadays a league that resembles Bayern-league.
Not that he's wrong with the amount of open protection Real Madrid gets from the whole establishment of Spain

[Actualité - Barça @ActualiteBarca]

Tebas: "Le PSG vend Verratti à 40M au Qatar. Ils nous prennent pour des cons ? On doit se comparer à l'Allemagne. Pas à des pays où il n'y a pas de taxes ou des clubs états."

[Parker @Robertonical]

So:
Barcelona spend €3.4m, make a profit of €105m and La Liga still lowers their salary limit.

Why?
Because, and you must reread this:
Tebas is counting João Félix's €400k annually gross salary as €7m on Barcelona's expense even though the €6.6m are paid by Atlético

[Barça Buzz @Barca_Buzz]

❗La Liga have set Barcelona's wage limit for the season at €270m, down from €648m in February.

Via: @relevo

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇩🇪🔴 Bayern Munich footballer idols when growing up…

Müller — Giovane Élber
Choupo Moting — Zidane & Eto'o
Coman — Ronaldinho
De Ligt — Cristiano Ronaldo
Gnabry — Zidane
Goretzka — Ballack
Davies — his father
Kimmich —Xavi
Laimer — Gerrard
Mazraoui — Zidane
Musiala — Messi & Ronaldinho
Gnabry — Messi
Neuer — van der Sar
Upamecano — Zidane

[Parker @Robertonical]

:')

[Parker @Robertonical]

One of my all-time favorites.
Watching him go out by wasting his potential causes me pain you can't understand.
Was also supposed to be Laporta's marquee signing if he won the elections back in 2015

[🥷🏼 @killeures]

Paul Pogba - Juve days

[Parker @Robertonical]

@LaportaEra Stop twisting it. He was injured since the pre-season. He came back and immediately picked up an assist from a corner for Spain