Carolyn Robertson

Old broad, corporate flunky, omnivore

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@JoJoFromJerz Every accusation is a confession. Can she pass a drug test? It’s so unhinged when you learn what part of the property it was found on.

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@terpsichorefan @BeingJWood Exactly what I thought - they “support the troops” but only the white straight male non-Catholic Christian ones, I’m guessing

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@AltMarket1 @combicombicomb @pattonoswalt Look closer into what entities got the PPPs - it wasn’t the Mom & Pop businesses it should have been. The intent of PPP was noble - the administration and execution not so much.

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@BJvGalen @fuzzymittens This gets an instant follow.

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@MarkSwitzer66 @ask_aubry And women who have been brought up to acquiesce.
Sigh - you’d think as a society we’d have moved past this nonsense. I’m guessing obedience and tip-toeing around crazy adults is part of her story.

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@placentadoc @londyloo Because greed. She is doing this for money (and to feed her own ego). If she truly believed this neocon Mommy-worship crap, she’d be too busy cooking, cleaning and birthing a quiverful to shower, let alone tweet.
Oh, and hats off to you, doctors. We need you and appreciate you.

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@Mark_D_Bertram @_Eyesick @MrJonCryer As much as I admire G.O., Ellen Burstyn would like to have a word with you.

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@Iolanthe2345 @choi_aj @ask_aubry Likely more than four, bc I guarantee you there’s at least one bridal shower and perhaps an engagement party too.

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@WinkiesWord @ask_aubry I’m very confused by the pretzel logic of so-called Christians. I’d think it’s a win-win to them. Couples (married, straight & cis only, OFC!) go on a date night to strengthen their bond & young women get practical experience at child-rearing for their future quiverfull.

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@Travelgirl1231 @chrislhayes @Travelgirl1231 - from your lips to God’s ears, as the saying goes. Her child would legally be an adult now and when they go NC, she’ll make that all about herself too and publicly bash her “rotten/ungrateful/sinful” kid. My heart absolutely aches for this young adult.

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@hardlytweets @erinrpineda In fairness to the Mets (shudders in Yankee and Phillie), that was written over 60 years ago.

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@paulbhutchings @erinrpineda Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell?
🥁

OK, I’ll see myself out now. You’re right, of course, and there’s so much to unpack in that invite, where to begin?

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@JimSTruthBTold @EdKrassen I live in AZ. I voted on Election Day. None of what you said is true. Early voting in AZ swung heavily left because of months-long effort promoting this. That 60% figure was not overall but for a limited area for a limited duration. PHX and TUS are very blue. AZ is changing.

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@dispatchTVdoug @krassenstein OK, I’ll bite - Boomer and Gen X men have viewed the following as kids and it had zero affect on their sexuality: Bugs Bunny in a dress, Milton Berle, Some Like It Hot, Klinger in MASH, Tootsie, Rocky Horror, Victor/Victoria, The Three Stooges - shall I go on?

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Fun fact, the American alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) has enough bones in its body to make up an entire alligator skeleton.

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@nwauntie @thejackhopkins Speaking of flags, the co-opting of the Gadsden makes me insane.

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@ask_aubry “Let her”? Ewwwwwwee

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@RiotGrlErin @ask_aubry Can you imagine what his first draft looked like if this was the final product?!

[Carolyn Robertson @Robertsc1966]

@MADinSTL @thejackhopkins You hit the nail on the head Anne. I remember having fun shooting rifles at summer camp but it was just part of the landscape along with horseback riding and swimming. Nobody would have dreamed of sending Christmas cards with their family toting weapons.