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[robin hoffman @Robin62303]

Wtf @netflix where is my @parksandrec. When your thinking could things get any worse...yup they can!

[robin hoffman @Robin62303]

@RexChapman Lmao!!!

[Tom Green @tomgreenlive]

Don’t get so mad about things. When dumb people disagree with your perspective just sit back and watch the show. Laugh at it and don’t worry. Good will rise. Have faith in that and look after yourself. You being happy will change the world.

[robin hoffman @Robin62303]

I totally forgot about this! 😂@BarackObama how I miss you!

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

In the U.S., women go back to work engorged in nursing bras, wearing adult diapers, maternity pants over healing c-section scars, & heels on swollen ankles because maternity leave is an afterthought. But please, tell me how enraged you are about wearing a mask in Costco.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Stop pretending your racism is patriotism. Stop pretending your fat-shaming is concern. Stop pretending your judging is empathy. Stop pretending your bigotry is religion. Just stop pretending.

[Danielle Baskin @djbaskin]

Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂

https://t.co/tgsQfH1ZIZ

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

We can pump out half a million SuperBowl tee shirts for the losing team but we can’t make masks for motherfucking healthcare workers risking their lives everyday?

[robin hoffman @Robin62303]

Working from home necessities!

[Tommyvlo @tommyvlo]

Lamar Jackson shaking hands with the Rams defense after the game

[robin hoffman @Robin62303]

@nbcsnl thank you! What an episode! #willferrellgetsme #alltimegreats #WillFerrell #SNL

[robin hoffman @Robin62303]

@IPSYCare You’ve got to be kidding me, 2 ADD ON products completely missing. Money. Back. Now!

[robin hoffman @Robin62303]

@thriftthick @rothys Samesies! My sister has two pairs. I tried hers on and https://t.co/ZUs2N7Jarm! Heaven! The only reason I haven’t bought a pair is the damn price tag. I’m gonna ask Santa 🎅🏼

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Other mom at preschool: Does your daughter know her ABC's?
Me: No, but she did use "what the fuck" in the correct context, so she’s obviously very advanced.

[robin hoffman @Robin62303]

Happy Birthday G! @garrett_corrado Love you ❤️ #thepicturethatkeepsongiving #akwardfamilyphoto #cousins #mishaaubrey https://t.co/59T00lYZcI

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

It really doesn't matter what worked for your sister, or your bestie, or Karen down the street -- if it doesn't fit your parenting style, then it's not for you.

[robin hoffman @Robin62303]

@TorreySmithWR you are an amazing human! We can’t wait to have you back in Baltimore. We need your positivity, hope and love. #myfavorite

[Torrey Smith @TorreySmithWR]

For those of you who have been wondering why things have been quiet, it was my decision

[robin hoffman @Robin62303]

Made a new fav tonight! Mushroom risotto, fillet with sautéed mushrooms and of course some yummy merlot! @coppolawine

[robin hoffman @Robin62303]

@BillyBobSanderz Not @Wendys tell me it’s not true!?!

[robin hoffman @Robin62303]

“Where’s my list”