Robin Cooper

The Timewaster Letters

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

If Panama kick the ball very very hard and it goes in, occasionally it counts as 7 goals. So England must be very careful.

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

What do YOU hear? 'Tarmin' or 'Tantraband'? https://t.co/0Wc7jjKVZH

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

Quick! A factory chimney (the factory makes buckles for belts) is about to collapse on your head! April Fool’s everyone!!! PS The factory also makes the actual belts too.

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

Having to type with my nose.

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

I've just broken all my fingers and toes in ten separate accidents. Oh sooth...

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

Who wants to win some signed books that I physically wrote?
#authorsforgrenfell https://t.co/LHQIIcQjRY

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

Watch out, a piano is about to fall on your head! Only joking everyone! April Fool's (day)!!!!!!!!!

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

I called the television about birds https://t.co/Pw39vuj76V

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

** BREAKING NEWS ** David Cameron has resigned as Prime Minister of Britain.

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

I also called Theresa May's office to say "Well Done"...https://t.co/8zINV1o37O

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

I called Conservative Party HQ to find out what's happening to Britin: https://t.co/SR1AjKKLQM

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

The Queen fell down a well and broke her hip, her collar bone and her knee. April Fool's everyone!!!!!!!

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

A very interesting article. Please peruse. https://t.co/CBatoLSJmr

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

Have a wonderful 2009 everybody. Keep flying the flag!!!!!!!!!!!

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

I interview a real-life baby: https://t.co/1yblAYPAXf

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

Have they had the general election yet? If so, did Michael Hastings win?

[Radiator Centre @Radiator_Centre]

Know the difference between thermostatic & manual values? Test your knowledge > http://t.co/EQRCbyFwZx #radiator #home

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

I think Jon Bickley is doing the best so far in the Opposition Leaders Debate on television.

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

The Lord helps me cure my boils: http://t.co/an4kK63Aqb

[Robin Cooper @RobinCooperEsq]

Only 729 days to Christmas 2016 and I'm already very excited!