It’s “Happy New Year” you imbeciles. One, singular new year. I understand you dullards might hear an ‘s’ because the night before is called “New Year’s Eve.” but that is the possessive form of the word, not plural.
Educate yourselves. Tch.
“Damian, we’ve asked you to stop calling her that. She’s very sensitive. If you miss her so much, a text will more than suffice, but please stop calling her that.”
“I have been tending to a bonsai as of late, and have come to a conclusion: Plants are better than most people. But can still be troublesome buffoons in their own right.”