Mamma Bird

Toddler mom. Cancer didn’t beat me. Feminism is my favorite F bomb. 90’s goth kid all gown up, sorta.

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

These young girls saying skinny jeans, side parts & 😂 emojis age us.. yet they contour their faces to change the shapes. At least if I go out sans makeup people will still recognize me. in the 90’s we just had plastic surgery to fix things we didn’t like about ourselves.

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

@realDonaldTrump

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

@SaysHummingbird

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

@Stop_Trump20 Dead people don’t annoy me with pointless small talk

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

I’ve never met a #carb I didn’t like

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

@realDonaldTrump So ... we’re shuffling those who are poor to predominantly bad neighborhoods? Gotcha

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

@Stop_Trump20

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

@realDonaldTrump Shouldn’t you have done that by now 🤔 especially since you “do so much”

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

A few things you need to know about the swine flu in China that has people worried:
▪️ It can infect humans
▪️ It can replicate in cells lining the airway
▪️ It's similar to the H1N1 pandemic strain

Read more: https://t.co/bDSlIlSiqV

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

@LetitiaMontana You went to the er over a suspected broken finger?!?! Tape that bitch to the finger next to it and get on with your day.

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

@realDonaldTrump Sun downing!

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

@realDonaldTrump I would say you’re sundowning, but you put this up in the morning.

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

@realDonaldTrump FOH ... we don’t want trash in PA!

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

... when my dad went into cardiac arrest he told me he was too mad at me to be sorry

I talked to a friend. I needed a friend. He screamed I was cheating. Fucking a childhood friend.

...

He was cheating.
The entire time.

...

It was never about me. It was his own guilt.

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

I’m tired. Tried washing the day away, it’s still here. Patients. More tomorrow
Patients aren’t my issue. They’re my escape
I found out my ex’s affair started while I was pregnant
While he was screaming at me that I wasn’t good enough
Wasn’t thin enough
Too thin
Too pale
...

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

...
My hair was too short, not thick enough
My voice ... my voice infuriated him
My ass wasn’t big enough
I was sleeping with the doctors I work with

I told him I was drowning

He respond with you’re aging horribly

I’m close to 40
Had a child
Had cancer

...

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

@realDonaldTrump @nytimes

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@thegoodgodabove

[Mamma Bird @Robin_isa_Bird]

Does vegan chicken count as a vegetable? Asking for a mom who has #acutebronchitis and not #coronavirus but still doesn’t want to cook