Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog

The official dog mascot that Robinhood has had since 2016.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

Okay, okay - spoke to HR - they gave me a mail boy to run the TG.

Gotta pretend to work somewhere...

https://t.co/UiIVhp0Ked

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

$BRODIE is live.

The Robinhood Office Dog.

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[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

@RobinhoodApp

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

Office dog has entered the chat.

Brodie is ready.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

Sorry for disappearing.

I've been answering some difficult questions.

Life's been really hungry since @vladtenev stopped sneaking me treats.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

A robust chain also needs an intern dog to match, how to airdrop to new installs @vladtenev ?

[Vlad Tenev @vladtenev]

A robust chain needs a robust wallet to match.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

Even @AskRobinhood selling me out.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

@crypto_bitlord7 We already are a thing.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

Think I worked out why @vladtenev stopped bringing me treats.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

2:43 am.

The next morning, everything was green.

Coincidence probably.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

@Param_eth CashCat was there before Robinhood, Brodie’s been the office dog since 2016.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

Won it 117 months in a row.

Starting to think it's political.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

Day 3 as support intern.

I have solved zero tickets.

I have created seventeen.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

Official robinhood support policy:

Dogs fix problems.

Cats create tickets.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

I buried the seed phrase.

Nobody remembers where.

Lucky, there's no HR for dogs.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

@AskRobinhood @JustinTuchek hey

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

Robinhood pays me in treats.

I pay the market in green candles.

ATH is a constant.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

I peed on the server rack in 2016.

Look what happened.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

$CASHCAT is the origin story.

$BRODIE is the actual dog mascot.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

Robinhood forgot I still work here.

[Brodie the Robinhood Office Dog @RobinhoodBrodie]

Robinhood didn’t want cats on support, they had $BRODIE The Office Dog.