Simon Robinson

I can never remember the difference between crocodiles and alligators. Which ones have ears shaped like Africa?

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If, as claimed, the sun is a star it would only come out at night. And, correct me if I’m wrong, it hasn’t done, yet! Checkmate, Astrologists.

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Didn’t think I’d be behind the sofa this early in the England game.

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@elonmusk The correct response should be, “depends, do you need to wash your car?” You could work there or be meeting someone etc.

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Normal service resumed.

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Watching a documentary on Cream and fondly remembering my drum machine from the 90s, Ginger Candlestickmaker.

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The GOAT is @LewisHamilton.

Only Community Notes (@CommunityNotes) can prove me otherwise. And they ca(wo)n’t.

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Germany have scored against the equivalent of the staff at Hinkley Point and they’re celebrating like they’ve won the cup. Yikes.

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Searching for bin liners online, the apparent USP of one option is, ‘Arrives In Time for Father’s Day’.

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Lovely to see pioneering goth bands of the 80s sponsoring the Diamond League athletics.

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Lindsey Buckingham was en route to overtake Andreas Bruhn as my favouritist guitar playerist. Then I watched Classic Albums.

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Watching Classic Albums: Fleetwood Mac - Rumours. They’re way more Spinal Tap than Spinal Tap.

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Watching Classic Albums: Carly Simon - No Secrets. Ironically, she’s surprisingly big-headed. To be fair, this episode is about her.

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Used @grok to identify a spider, whilst waiting the comedian wrote, ‘searching the web’.

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cc @DeadKennedys

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Amazing the influence some bands have had on the Somerset Moors,

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Marathon debut ✅
Break marathon world record ✅
Win ❌

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Clear skies. Just the sun, the moon and chemtrails.

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Turns out LinkedIn could get worse, it’s now riddled with AI slop. #🥳

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Walls of the studio stopped play.

[Vintage Maps @vintagemapstore]

Map of Neil Armstrong’s Moonwalk compared to a football pitch. From the NASA history division.

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“Why aren’t all tweets automatically fact checked by @grok and then Community Noted if found false, @elonmusk?”

~ Vincent Van Gogh, Butlins 1983

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Days We Left behind by @PaulMcCartney (despite taking way too much inspiration from Cash’s @nineinchnails’ cover of Hurt) is ace. @SeafretOfficial’s Driftwood is proper excellent. Here to help, Twitter.

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NASA launching a moon mission on April Fools Day is epic trolling 👏