Simon Robinson

I can never remember the difference between crocodiles and alligators. Which ones have ears shaped like Africa?

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If, as claimed, the sun is a star it would only come out at night. And, correct me if I’m wrong, it hasn’t done, yet! Checkmate, Astrologists.

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Ran the Prosper Events Quantock Hills Half Marathon this morning. Utterly brutal but brilliantly organised, setup and executed 👏.

Of course, the main reason to come on here and mentionitis it is to say I came 🥇 (THAT’S FIRST IF THE ICON DOESN’T WORK) in my category #humblebrag

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Congrats internets >>

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Grain of sand

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Saw Martha Argerich at @bbcproms last night. Totally brilliant. Wonderfully nonconformist. 👏

(Broadcast on BBC4 this evening)

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Train manager, “the reason for the train being 5mins delayed is due to it arriving late at Reading station”. World class trolling 👏

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cc @ExploitedBand (seen in Ried im Oberinntal, Austria

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One for you @PositiveCreed

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Graceland is probably the best album of all time. The Proms is brilliant. But when combined it’s, a Jethro Tull, Château d'Disaster.

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Lovely to see our overlords using the #severealert system to notify us of a balmy summer’s evening.

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Hey @deesnider could you get Widowmaker, Blood And Bullets on Spotify, saves me going up to the loft for the album. Cheers 🍻

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Graceland would be an infinitely better album by dropping one track, ‘You Can Call Me Al’.

#FMIRL

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Born In The USA would be a better album by dropping one track, 'Born In The USA'.

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Wokeness actually peaked in 1969 >>

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John and Yoko waiting for the maid to make the bed so they can continue protesting against the system. (1969).