Rob Michael

I’m too handsome and fun to be a lawyer.

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@LacDonna @Dubs4Mutts @AllDogsMatterRM Sent!

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@LacDonna @Dubs4Mutts @AllDogsMatterRM Please DM me to tell me how to donate!

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@PawsnTails4TX Please DM me to tell me how to donate!

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@UberEats I have a major food safety issue that your employee tried to brush off as nothing. I received a refund but I’d like to file a complaint against the employee.

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[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Bruce Springsteen’s “Born In The U.S.A.” has jumped to #9 on the U.S. iTunes Song Chart, the 40th consecutive year of people not listening to the lyrics.

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@mackenziescott plz change my life!!!!!!