Andrea Robertson

Front-end web developer. Runner. Dog owner. Texas Aggie. Living in the best city in the world.

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

@SamantDUH @DebOKeefe @JasonAndDeb @beatsbydre @DebOKeefe @JasonAndDeb I second this honestly, from another small-eared person. Tried several, these were the only ones that didn’t pop out after 2.5 seconds.

[JB @ ANYC A28 @Gunbusted]

u ever thibnk about this

[Michael Martinez @MikeMartinez_AN]

BREAKING: @Ford plans to build respirators, ventilators & face shields in Michigan in partnership with the UAW, GE Healthcare & 3M. Some details:

-1,000 respirators per month, using F-150 seat fans, portable battery packs & 3D printed parts

-100,000 face shields per week

[𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 @iamJustinBailey]

Eminem is performing “Lose Yourself” at the #Oscars

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

The look of pure confusion on everyone's face when Eminem came out to sing "Lose Yourself" in 2020 is a whole mood #Oscars

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

Do you ever think about the person at Google whose job it is to illustrate all the diseases?

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

@JasonAndDeb Check our Salata, Mad Greens and Baby Greens. 🙌🏻

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

@MinaMarkham I've so been there.........
https://t.co/BaFxaHOIDJ

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

Me: *spends 5 hours debugging a django package*
Me: *was missing a comma in settings*

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

I’ve seen ‘em lose and I’ve seen ‘em win, but I’ve never seen ‘em quit!

Texas A&M tops LSU in seven overtimes!

#GigEm #LSUvsTAMU

[Dan Cederholm @simplebits]

DO NOT REMOVE CARD
DO NOT REMOVE CARD
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT CARD
GO AWAY
LEAVE CARD IN DO NOT TOUCH CARD
LOOK AT YOUR PHONE AND NOT YOUR CARD SINCE YOU CANT HAVE IT
DO NOT REMO—

🚨TAKE IT NOW GET OUT TAKE THE CARD YOURE HOLDING UP EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE TAKE IT NOW YOU IDIOT🚨

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

@CapitalFactory Hey! Quick question. I think I heard at one point that y'all had once-a-week (or maybe even once-a-month?) memberships - is that I thing still?

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

Ok, so maybe most the old tweets I laughed at were just retweets. Whatever! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

Just over here reading through some of my old tweets and cracking myself up.... #ImAComedicGenius

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

When you want to send memes about Slack being down to your coworkers, but you can't because Slack is down.

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

@MicrosoftEdge My coworker took the time to test it in the current and previous versions of Edge #EdgeBug

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

@MicrosoftEdge SVG sprites are totally broken in the latest Edge. Worked in the previous version. https://t.co/eMArZQXG1p #EdgeBug

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

@brad_frost Meditations by Marcus Aurelius (Gregory Hays translation)

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

@JasonAndDeb The System. Is down. The System. Is down.

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

@SinaTheBear Have you watched Queer Eye btw? I’m 4 episodes in but I am ready to jump into that fandom already. 😆

[Andrea Robertson @RoboAndie]

@JasonAndDeb they were at a preview for Wrinkle In Time, they probably thought it was the cast coming in. 🤷🏻‍♀️