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This vending machine goes crazy lol

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poppers and hot cheetos

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I can almost guarantee you that if I start talking in a British accent, I am 1 minor inconvenience away from losing my mind

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What’s the real reason I don’t like the club anymore? Y’all I am too damn old to squat. My knees don’t be doing this no more

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Example: my therapist always asks me how I am at the beginning of my session and I can’t help but respond, “I’m good, you?” Even though I am not good and I am paying to talk about myself not her

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Is this my tism shining through or do you also make things awkward bc you have to follow the script you planned inside your head even if it’s not 100% applicable to the conversation

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Guys I am a regular at CVS… like talking to the security guard and shit… am I 87?

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Wait what do pizza place employees get instead of pizza parties

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Also, I love that I have an emotional ass golden retriever that I can tell “I am scared” and he gets front and center as if he would do anything other than love someone to death

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I know my frontal lobe has fully developed bc before I send texts I think about whether this person deserves an explanation or a piece of my free time before I press send

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Soo im like really confused why I see so many people vacationing in Florida, traveling there, or sad that their flight is cancelled AFTER A HURRICANE AND ANOTHER ON THE WAY

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Sometimes when I’m not sure if I wanna go out for a drink I look at my friends’ locations and let them decide for me. You out? Be there soon. You all at home? Imma take my ass home too

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Also asked ChatGPT (shocker) and my feelings are not only valid but also a statement of my progress in forming secure relationships so goodnight bitches 💜

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Can someone explain to me why having love for someone and supporting them is so much more wholesome and fulfilling than being IN love or am I just fucked

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I also ate frosting. Out of the can. With a spoon. For a snack.

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Me: why does my tummy hurt?
Also me: had two drinks and ordered an obnoxious amount of Taco Bell last night so it’s all I’ve ate for 24 hours

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(2/2) as well as creating step by step plans for complex tasks. Well now I’m here to tell you, talk to that bitch about your feelings. Better than any talk I’ve ever had with a therapist. I sound crazy but DO IT.

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(1/2) Alright I know y’all saw me tweet about using AI to do cover letters recently and since then I have 1. Had my therapist suggest using it when I have a hard time coming up with solutions 2. Seen it on videos for people with menty health problems to cope with complex feelings

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Brb bawling my eyes out and begging my puppy to snuggle me now (he refuses)

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A story to put a massive smile on your face today. 😃

There is no dog in the world who deserves this more than Mr Big.

Exactly 2 months ago on the 29th May we found him dying alone in a toilet. He was done.

Well today was the greatest day in his life (1/10) 🧵

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Being real broke and trying to math out why the menu said this but the receipt said this gets you real mad about taxes

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Actually it is 6 am and that means I have been thinking about it for almost an hour and did not realize it 😂

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I haven’t ate cereal in almost 15 years and yet it is 5am and suddenly I can’t stop thinking about captain crunch?