SpaceForceCaptain

I’m here to dominate IN SPACE.

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

Check out the book from @BlurbBooks: : A Scientifically Accurate Retelling Of Twinkle, Twinkle https://t.co/3B1OXx2zRk

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@sarahcpr I feel like the pay isn’t worth the loss of your integrity.

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@JoJoFromJerz

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@realDonaldTrump Right after he made that he tweeted this.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Holy shit. This is how you call out the lies of traitors and use it against their own diabolical scheme.

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@MSNBC That guy’s Apple Watch is all, “what the hell?”

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@Reuters QAnon are sad people who miss the X-Files and wish it were real because taking responsibility for what’s wrong with their lives is too tall an order.

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@WIREDScience The administration’s policy is to pretend it isn’t happening and just yell loud about how great everything is. Meanwhile, my child has to sit and watch her teacher via Zoom and I can’t return to work because she needs my help.

[WIRED Science @WIREDScience]

180,000 Americans have died from Covid-19 so far. And the country's top public health officials are no closer to having a coordinated testing plan than they were eight months ago. https://t.co/LiKOkS5sE0

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@peasonearthh @AngryBlackLady I agree. If you look at their activity it spiked as soon as Biden picked Harris.

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@_danbe @BoenderCarol @AngryBlackLady This is a big country and as hard as it is to understand, the majority of Democrats are closer to where Biden is than where we are. I voted for Warren, but I was happy my state went to Sanders. My parents went for Biden, and I imagine most of their generation did the same.

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@AngryBlackLady @deejay90192 I know, right? I have to think that the “both parties are bad” people are Russian trolls. My mind just can’t imagine an adult being so willfully stupid.

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

What exactly are you going to do in 4 years when 6 out of 9 SCOTUS justices are trump appointees?

What is wrong with you people. I’m seriously asking.

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

@HamillHimself Indeed. “Dear base, please save America from Biden (using images of Trump’s America now) please help me save the country from what I created. Vote for me as I am the only one that can put the wrongs to the wrongs of my Presidency.”

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@HamillHimself The RNC convention was a crime. Not figuratively, literally. Using the federal government and its property to promote a party is against the law. I know his base doesn’t care, but if you think he’s not breaking a dozen other crimes every day that we don’t see, you’re wrong.

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@GeneD2112 @redrocklove1 @Cernovich @AndrewYang Oh don’t worry, I’m sure the next few hurricanes will take care of your issue. Maybe it was a mistake to destroy the ecosphere.

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@eSkitzii @MaliceBarnacle @GeneD2112 @Cernovich @AndrewYang Stay where you are.

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@GeneD2112 @Cernovich @AndrewYang Sorry, the world’s 5th largest economy trumps (no pun intended) the 17th largest economy. Try harder.

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@TheMarieFonseca @AndrewYang Then let’s knock out the party that says money is speech and put in the party that is for unions and who saved the American audio industry.

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@jesseleeguitar @AndrewYang One old dude inherited a crappy economy and worked tirelessly to get it back on track. The other old dude inherited a bunch of his dead daddy’s money, and more recently a growing economy, and he ruined it and now there’s chaos in the streets, which is how he likes it.

[SpaceForceCaptain @RoboMark3000]

@davidmweissman Wait, does Donald Trump ever say something that actually means anything. I mean, anything other than, “I’m not racist (wink).”