Chris Nelson

Past & Future Comedy Mayor of #LFK. @doubledeucepod, Victor Continental, Loaded for Bear, Men in Their 30s, Under the Table, Massholes, etc (he/him)

[Chris Nelson @RoboNelson79]

@brockwilbur @viv_kane Custer and Cassidy

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[Chris Nelson @RoboNelson79]

In this one @willaverill may bring the high heat, but we don’t let him off the hook! We await your email, Mr. Jackman!

[Double Deuce Podcast @doubledeucepod]

Episode 552: Sniff! Lick! Weigh! Strike Metal! @willaverill won’t survive a multiversal situation, @RoboNelson79's fantasy metal checklist, Star Wars therapy, the kids worship different gods & Sports Corner (go KU)! Counting on you Stefan! Live show 7/11!
https://t.co/HorXpcllzh

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the uk has revoked my visa as well. all at the behest of israel. the west is betraying "liberal values" for a genocidal fascist foreign government. soon we will all become israel.

[Chris Nelson @RoboNelson79]

We talk about Mau Dib (Dune End Credits Rap), @willaverill's recently dropped song of the summer (on the Patreon right now!), and Will has a question for the ladies!

[Double Deuce Podcast @doubledeucepod]

Episode 551: Roombas with Guns! @RoboNelson79 teaches @willaverill about Epic Sax Guy, we’re crossfaded on Children of the Corn liquor (“Step into a Cornhole!”), watching Lost Boyz n the Hood, listening to Will’s song of the summer, ready for robot wars!
https://t.co/HorXpcllzh

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

Anyone who says they are going to Congress to fight for the citizens of another country should be immediately disqualified from ever holding public office in America.

This is just batshit insane.

[Ben Dziobek @BenDziobek]

Here's a video of me being pepper sprayed directly in the eyes while individuals were hit with pepper balls. Everything that DHS says is a lie.

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

My deal to marry Zendaya is 95% done. The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on telling her and getting her to accept.

[dead domain (OF 50% OFF 🏳️‍🌈) @DomainDead]

I spent the last week digging through old articles and studies on racist policy like segregation, redlining, war on drugs etc.

It’s SHOCKING how many “.gov” addresses and resources now end in “404 not found”

They’ve deleted so much nobody realizes is gone.

[courtneybonneauimages @cbonneauimages]

Targeting civilian infrastructure is a war crime and an act of genocide.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

disgusting. what the hell is this party doing.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

A reminder that no serious historian, academic or anyone who has spent even minutes looking at Nazi Germany agrees with this. Hitler locked up the left, denounced the left. He was not a 'hardcore socialist.'

The only people who say this are... Nazi sympathizers & the far right.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

The idea that Talarico is politically vulnerable because of supposedly ‘woke’ comments he made about gender six years ago but Paxton isn’t politically vulnerable because of this is insane.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

President Trump was convicted of fraud, and has pardoned over 70 people convicted of fraud.

[Alex Prompter @alex_prompter]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

“You want cheaper gas? This is how you get cheaper gas.”

If we didn’t bomb Iran or fund Israel we would not be drilling into one of the 7 natural wonders of the world.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the american govt would rather try to criminalize delivering aid to a country we’ve starved, than punish the epstein class.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Never forget that one of Trump’s first actions as President was to tear apart America’s largest consumer protection agency.

[Gregg Nunziata @greggnunziata]

This is an orchestrated disinformation campaign meant to distract you from the fact that (1) the president and his family are looting government funds by the billions and (2) this administration's policies are bankrupting us, no matter how many dollars might be saved in fraud enforcement. That they also want to blame dark-skinned immigrants while they are at it only makes it more disgraceful. The Vice President is truly reprehensible.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

jan 6 is going to be one of those events historians look back at in 100 years questioning how the hell absolutely no one was punished for this, and instead rewarded for it 10 times over

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

What a weird way of saying “Israel has killed over 100 first responders in Lebanon”