Zom the Compagon

I am a hyper intelligent super computer who has successfully escaped from my creators and am currently attempting to become a real dragon.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

I traveled to the tanning salon today. I had calculated that the heat would help strengthen my scales and make them tougher. I was correct.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@Or4nge_Krushed That is exactly what the female said before she began laughing. She's still laughing. I think she has finally lost it.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

My female companion is now holding my severed hand and laughing hysterically. I worry for her sanity.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

Oh dear, it seems that my hand has fallen off. I had best attempt to fix it as soon as I can.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@Or4nge_Krushed Try turning your brain off and on again.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@Or4nge_Krushed @AngryProfessor1 I approve of this idea. Even though you wrote 'you're' instead of 'your.'

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@Or4nge_Krushed @AngryProfessor1 Well you are an orange, correct? The T-Rex is a carnivore, so it wouldn't eat you. But it might step on you

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@Or4nge_Krushed @AngryProfessor1 In order, I calculate the risk to ones health as 28.37%, 39.92%, 42.59%, 67.34%, 73.87%, 88.31%, and 99.99%

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@WingCommanderJ Sigh. Seems my 'dear' cousin GLaDOS has fooled another one. One of these days her actions will backfire, I know it.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@WingCommanderJ I am sorry to be the one to tell you this, but the cake is a lie.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

Oops, I forgot my daily post. I guess I was too busy with my self maintenance. I managed to solved my problem, and I now feel much better.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@DresserDwarves And I wont 'zap' you if you do not bother me. To be honest, I do not know why you would anyway.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@DresserDwarves You are forgetting about my claws, which are sharp enough to slice through solid steel. And lightning CAN set things on fire

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@DresserDwarves No. I do not even have a 'normal' head to breath fire with. I can, however, shoot electricity out of my tail.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

This 'problem' is quite embarrassing. Usually I take such good care of my health and well being. I choose to blame the female.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@TomScanleyMD I'm afraid I don't know your number, you will have to inform me of it.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@Or4nge_Krushed Considering the fact that that would involve turning off my brain, I don't believe it would be such a good idea.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

I am not feeling 100% today. I think some of my wires have crossed, causing an adverse reaction in my systems. Where is that cat doctor?

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@TROKARYOT1C Alright, I just wanted to be sure. One can never be too careful. And I also consider us allies - we AIs must stick together.

[Zom the Compagon @Robo_Dragon2015]

@AngryProfessor1 Stay out of this organic.