Michael Chandler

A D&D dweeb, a Final Fantasy fanatic, a pun-loving, wrestling watching son of a gun (he/him)

[Variety @Variety]

Dave Bautista roasts Donald Trump's masculinity and calls him a "whiny little b*tch."

“Fellas, we gotta talk. A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. It’s like a garbage bag full of buttermilk...you know that little dance he does? He looks like he’s jacking off a pair of giraffes. He's moody. He pouts. He throws tantrums. He acts like a five year old behind the wheels of a truck. This November, let's stop kidding ourselves."

Read more here: https://t.co/aoDPtr7n4G

[FINAL FANTASY XIV @FF_XIV_EN]

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[🎃👻Jeanne Loves Horror👻🎃 @1carolinagirl]

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[Michael Chandler @Robobadlad]

@Natures_Voice @oasis I don't believe that any birdy feels the way I do about you now

[Michael Chandler @Robobadlad]

@archer_rs Did they look like Simon and Garfunkel?

[Michael Chandler @Robobadlad]

@MikeInfinitum @DelusionPosting I will never understand the hate for it at all - I think people clock out early and aren't able to forgive Abby for what she does in the opening and just never get back on track with it? I personally thought the game does a great job of putting you in her shoes.

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Phantom Thieves Successfully Clear Biden’s Palace https://t.co/HcsO1xTkpm

[Michael Chandler @Robobadlad]

@interesting_aIl I reject these allegations

[Michael Chandler @Robobadlad]

@Hbomberguy Can you do a four hour long video on my favourite swimming pool growing up please?

[Gabe ✩ ᒼᴿᴶ @lastthingtwice]

So commie maybe?

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Are you an Arsenal fan?

Join our Gooners 4 Corbyn canvass on Wednesday at 6PM.

Meet in front of the Arsenal Gift Shop outside the Emirates Stadium. Wear your Arsenal shirt!

[CASSETTE BEASTS 2002 | Bytten Studio @ByttenStudio]

🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨
To Celebrate the Cassette Beasts Multiplayer Update, we are giving away 3 Traffikrab plushies to some of you lucky community members! LET'S GOOO!

To be in the prize draw, all you have to do is Like and RT this tweet! Deadline is this Friday - good luck!

[Michael Chandler @Robobadlad]

@Keir_Starmer What's with the music on this mate, are you The Dork Knight?

[냐카요☄️ @nyakaio]

fanart

[teg-g-g-gan 👻👻 @Tigfore]

I made this of every incarnation of the Doctor as a Simpsons character!
@bbcdoctorwho @TheSimpsons
Hope you all like! RTs very very appreciated!
#fanart #drwho #thesimpsons
Individuals in the 🪡

[trash jones @jzux]

there are actually 8 stages of grief. you're forgetting "making little jokes about it"

[XBOX @XBOX]

An Xbox with an X-Gene?!

Follow & RT with #Xbox97Sweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & controller combo, plus an extra controller, inspired by Marvel Animation’s #XMen97, now streaming on @DisneyPlus.

18+. Ends 5/20/24. Rules: https://t.co/8CYN8Hg2lG