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I’m just going to tweet okay?!!?!?

[Hengist @hengistloves]

Job interviewer: "Would you still want to work at this company if we were a worm?"

[xaev @tigergooning]

u can use silence as a musical version of impact frames

[Evelyn Ng @evybabee]

I made a Guitar Hero nails! 🎸

[vince @vincestaples]

Cry Baby out now shabang

[SAVE THE BUTTER @Robofishy21]

Please be set in McMinniville Tennessee

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[Breeze @BreezeChai]

The tomatoes still need water.

[Popp4 @popp4_]

the right one would add 9 billion new blocks for every combination of carpet and wood

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Splatoon (2015) first released on this day 11 years ago

[James Merrill @toThePixel]

Dancing in waves.

[AntoniFans @Antoni_Fans]

European nights are back at the London Stadium 😍

[👑Moofus👑 @MoofusHasPassed]

ITTLBOGAPOTJC2CWBMLC🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Predictions for the next two EPL games.

Arsenal 1–0 Burnley

Bournemouth 0–38 Manchester City

Crystal Palace 0–1 Arsenal

Manchester City 54–0 Aston Villa

[Zack Makes Movies @zack2thafuture]

@heshidicjudaism The priest will say her name before the “I do”s, just play it cool until then

[adel 🌟 @adelwu_]

> “i’m from the deep south”

> “where?”

> “san jose” 💀

[David Scott Harris @HVNYrefugee]

One of these is Hokkaido, Japan.
One of these is TN, USA

Which one is which?

[J r u e @thatl0calguy]

Sacramento, California

[SAVE THE BUTTER @Robofishy21]

@RogersBase Lmao