Robot Bob

Gregarious hermit, stoic, music lover, faithful husband, semi-retired father, contrarian, occasional idiot.

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@Glinner @jk_rowling @Lorien78 Mate.

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@libsoftiktok

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@Hull_and_Back I suspect the Portuguese FA told Martinez that Ronaldo must be selected.

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@MadMikeIsenberg I wouldn’t worry about it - the US is not going to win the World Cup. Not in your lifetime, anyway.

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@bbcburnsy Not sure I can sleep after that.

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@thesundaysport No.

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@roseveniceallan All lies are excusable if they are told on behalf of The Party. She is a Stalinist, at heart.

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@CONELRAD6401240 @DannyDrinksWine John Vernon deserved better.

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@Dan_Pepi7 @bazdjcooper We will get nowhere if we base squad selection on who ‘deserves’ a chance. Joseph isn’t good enough for the Prem. Neither is Coyle nor Crooks. Sad but true.

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@AaronBastani I’d be a bit testy if my country was run by a murderous theocratic dictatorship tbf

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@RoomSheeple @bindelj It’s the same with people who enjoy keeping traffic waiting as they walk deliberately slowly when crossing the road.

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@ThePosieParker If I didn’t call her in my dog would lie in the sun in the middle of the lawn. RIP Gilbert.

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@One_Way_Home @eMTBrides Ow! My balls!

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@iamsagitarian1 Butterface.

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@triffic_stuff_ I am reminded of The Death Of Stalin.

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@Ngamini2004 @SethDillon I agree, but at least they’re better films than Indiana Jones 4 & 5.

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@hen20734342 @Glinner @KermodeMovie @TheCriticalDri2 Kermode went wrong following a live interview with Benedict Cumberbatch during which BC admonished him for his justifiable criticism of Keira Knightley’s lack of acting chops.After that,Kermode fell into line, preferring to join the comfy club rather than remain an honest critic.

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@ImtiazMadmood Beckham is a liar.

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@Docstockk I admire you and have enjoyed reading your commentary over the years - but you shit the bed on this one and your non-apology is awful.

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@wjprescott If means testing is beyond the pale, upon qualifying for a pension, people should be offered the option of a one-off payment of £50K.